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Deer Hunting and Golden Anniversaries
susie
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The mood around here has been a little too somber, so to lighten things up and keeping it all tied into hunting and shooting I present to you:
DEER HUNTING ETIQUETTE 101
Last autumn, a group of friends went deer hunting and decided to be paired off in two's for the day. That evening one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight of an eight point buck.
"Where is Edward?" the other hunters asked.
Ed's hunting partner, Brian, replied, "Edward had a stroke of some kind. He's a couple of miles back up the trail."
The other hunters gasped and one guy asked, "You left Edward laying out there and carried the deer back?"
"It was a tough call," nodded the hunter. "But I figured that nobody would steal Edward."
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GOLDEN ANNIVERSARY
A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage. "Well, it dates back to our honeymoon," explained the man. "We visited the Grand Canyon and took a trip down to the bottom on the canyon by pack mule. We hadn't gone too far when my wife's mule stumbled. My wife quietly said, 'That's once.' We proceeded a little further and the mule stumbled again. Once more my wife quietly said, 'That's twice.' We hadn't gone a half-mile when the mule stumbled the third time.
My wife quietly removed a revolver from her pocket and shot the mule dead. I started to protest over her treatment of the mule when she looked at me and quietly said 'That's once.'"
DEER HUNTING ETIQUETTE 101
Last autumn, a group of friends went deer hunting and decided to be paired off in two's for the day. That evening one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight of an eight point buck.
"Where is Edward?" the other hunters asked.
Ed's hunting partner, Brian, replied, "Edward had a stroke of some kind. He's a couple of miles back up the trail."
The other hunters gasped and one guy asked, "You left Edward laying out there and carried the deer back?"
"It was a tough call," nodded the hunter. "But I figured that nobody would steal Edward."
----
GOLDEN ANNIVERSARY
A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage. "Well, it dates back to our honeymoon," explained the man. "We visited the Grand Canyon and took a trip down to the bottom on the canyon by pack mule. We hadn't gone too far when my wife's mule stumbled. My wife quietly said, 'That's once.' We proceeded a little further and the mule stumbled again. Once more my wife quietly said, 'That's twice.' We hadn't gone a half-mile when the mule stumbled the third time.
My wife quietly removed a revolver from her pocket and shot the mule dead. I started to protest over her treatment of the mule when she looked at me and quietly said 'That's once.'"
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