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hey coonass i got one for ya
n4thethrill
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A ventriloquist cowboy walked into town and saw a coonass sitting on his porch with his dog:
Cowboy: "Hey, cool dog. Mind if I speak to him?"
coonass: "This dog don't talk!"
Cowboy: "Hey dog, how's it going?"
Dog: "Doin alright"
coonass: (Extreme look of shock)
Cowboy: "Is this your owner? (pointing at coonass)"
Dog: "Yep."
Cowboy: "How's he treat you?"
Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes me to the lake once a week to play."
coonass: (Look of disbelief)
Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
coonass: "Horses don't talk!"
Cowboy: "Hey horse, how's it goin?"
Horse: "Cool."
coonass: (an even wilder look of shock)
Cowboy: "Is this your owner?" (pointing at coonass)
Horse: "Yep."
Cowboy: "How's he treat you?"
Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often, and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements."
coonass: (total look of amazement)
Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your SHEEP?"
coonass: (stuttering, and hardly able to talk)......
Th-Th-Them sheep ain't nothin but liars!!!"
i betcha know what hackberry rebocks are lol
you can be king or street sweeper but everyone is going to dance with the reaper
Cowboy: "Hey, cool dog. Mind if I speak to him?"
coonass: "This dog don't talk!"
Cowboy: "Hey dog, how's it going?"
Dog: "Doin alright"
coonass: (Extreme look of shock)
Cowboy: "Is this your owner? (pointing at coonass)"
Dog: "Yep."
Cowboy: "How's he treat you?"
Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes me to the lake once a week to play."
coonass: (Look of disbelief)
Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
coonass: "Horses don't talk!"
Cowboy: "Hey horse, how's it goin?"
Horse: "Cool."
coonass: (an even wilder look of shock)
Cowboy: "Is this your owner?" (pointing at coonass)
Horse: "Yep."
Cowboy: "How's he treat you?"
Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often, and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements."
coonass: (total look of amazement)
Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your SHEEP?"
coonass: (stuttering, and hardly able to talk)......
Th-Th-Them sheep ain't nothin but liars!!!"
i betcha know what hackberry rebocks are lol
you can be king or street sweeper but everyone is going to dance with the reaper
Comments
Would you like folk calling you human..........
She'll one of the family.............LOL
coonass
We Live in a World of Give And Take, But A Lot Of People Won't Give What it Takes.