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hey coonass i got one for ya

n4thethrilln4thethrill Member Posts: 366 ✭✭✭
edited August 2002 in General Discussion
A ventriloquist cowboy walked into town and saw a coonass sitting on his porch with his dog:
Cowboy: "Hey, cool dog. Mind if I speak to him?"
coonass: "This dog don't talk!"
Cowboy: "Hey dog, how's it going?"
Dog: "Doin alright"
coonass: (Extreme look of shock)
Cowboy: "Is this your owner? (pointing at coonass)"
Dog: "Yep."
Cowboy: "How's he treat you?"
Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes me to the lake once a week to play."
coonass: (Look of disbelief)
Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
coonass: "Horses don't talk!"
Cowboy: "Hey horse, how's it goin?"
Horse: "Cool."
coonass: (an even wilder look of shock)
Cowboy: "Is this your owner?" (pointing at coonass)
Horse: "Yep."
Cowboy: "How's he treat you?"
Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often, and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements."
coonass: (total look of amazement)
Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your SHEEP?"
coonass: (stuttering, and hardly able to talk)......
Th-Th-Them sheep ain't nothin but liars!!!"

i betcha know what hackberry rebocks are lol

you can be king or street sweeper but everyone is going to dance with the reaper

Comments

  • COONASSCOONASS Member Posts: 2,068 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I told you her name is shirley , show some respect...
    Would you like folk calling you human..........
    She'll one of the family.............LOL

    coonass

    We Live in a World of Give And Take, But A Lot Of People Won't Give What it Takes.
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