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Joke of the day #3
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A nice little cajun lady from down the bayou raised 3 sons. When they were grown, all of them left home, went out on their own to other states and prospered. Through the years they all worked hard and became wealthy. Before the 3 of them got back together for a reunion several years later in Dallas, they all decided to give some expensive gifts to their elderly mother. When they finally got together, they discussed the gifts they were able to give their momma.
The first said, "Mais, I built a big house for our momma."
The second said, "Pshaw, I sent her a Mercedes wid'a driver."
The third smilled and said, "Well, I got bot'u beat. You know how momma alays enjoy de Bible, and you know dat she can't see very well anymore. Well, jist a few day ago, I sent her a brown parrot that can recite de entire Bible. It took 20 monks in a monestary 12 years to teach dat bird to do dat. I had to pledge to contribute 100,000 dollars a year so dat parrot can recite it to her, but dats OK its my momma.
Soon thereafter, the little cajun mother sent out her letters of thanks:
"Ambrose," she wrote in a note to the first son, "The house you built is really somthin', but it's so big. I live in only 1 room, but I have to clean de whole house."
"Pierre," she wrote to another, "I am too old to travel. I stay home all de time, so I never used dat Mercedes. And dat driver is so rude!"
"Dearest Gaston," she wrote to her third son, "You were the only one of my tree boys to have enough sense to know what your momma likes. Dat chicken was delicious!!!"
We Live in a World of Give And Take, But A Lot Of People Won't Give What it Takes.
The first said, "Mais, I built a big house for our momma."
The second said, "Pshaw, I sent her a Mercedes wid'a driver."
The third smilled and said, "Well, I got bot'u beat. You know how momma alays enjoy de Bible, and you know dat she can't see very well anymore. Well, jist a few day ago, I sent her a brown parrot that can recite de entire Bible. It took 20 monks in a monestary 12 years to teach dat bird to do dat. I had to pledge to contribute 100,000 dollars a year so dat parrot can recite it to her, but dats OK its my momma.
Soon thereafter, the little cajun mother sent out her letters of thanks:
"Ambrose," she wrote in a note to the first son, "The house you built is really somthin', but it's so big. I live in only 1 room, but I have to clean de whole house."
"Pierre," she wrote to another, "I am too old to travel. I stay home all de time, so I never used dat Mercedes. And dat driver is so rude!"
"Dearest Gaston," she wrote to her third son, "You were the only one of my tree boys to have enough sense to know what your momma likes. Dat chicken was delicious!!!"
We Live in a World of Give And Take, But A Lot Of People Won't Give What it Takes.
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The most important things, Are not things.
The most important things, Are not things.
Edited by - varmit hunter on 06/22/2002 16:40:30
**I love the smell of Hoppes #9 in the morning**
you can be king or street sweeper but everyone is going to dance with the reaper
We Live in a World of Give And Take, But A Lot Of People Won't Give What it Takes.