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Clouder's Attempt At A Cajun Story.
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Tibideau was painting his fence when his friend Boudreaux poled by in his pirogue.
"Here is it you be goin'?" asked Tibideau.
"I got me some o' that duck tape `n I'm gone to * me some ducks. Got you hat `n come on in here."
"You crazy. Can't * no ducks with duck tape. `Sides, momma says I paint de fence."
Boudreaux poled by that afternoon, pirogue loaded down with ducks, big smile on his face.
"Now how do that work?" Tibideau asked, pickin' at some paint splatters on his hands.
"I unroll de tape behind de boat and when the ducks swim by de stick. I pull de tape in de boat and I gets all de ducks I want."
"Well shee'it," says Tibideau.
Boudreaux smiles, "I be saw you next day."
Next day Tibideau is still painting his fence and here comes Boudreaux in his pirogue.
"Here is it you be goin'?" asked Tibideau.
"I got my some o' that Nurti-Sweet `n I'm gwanna * me some nutria. Got yo' hat `n come on in here."
"You crazy. Can't * no nutria with Nutri-Sweet. `Sides, momma says I paint de fence."
Boudreaux poled by that afternoon, pirogue loaded down with the river rats, big smile on his face.
"Now how do that work?" Tibideau asked, scratchin' at a chigger bite.
"I sprinkle a little Nutri-Sweet in de water and when them nutrias come sippin' on dat sweetness, I knocks `em in de haid and puts `em in de boat. Got all de nutrias I want."
"Well shee'it," says Tibideau.
Boudreaux smiles, "I be saw you next day."
Next day, hot, hot mornin', Tibideau is paintin' away when here comes Boudreaux.
"What is you got there today?" asks Tibideau.
"I got me some pussiwillows."
"You put that boat here on de bank. I'll go found my hat."
Clouder..
"Here is it you be goin'?" asked Tibideau.
"I got me some o' that duck tape `n I'm gone to * me some ducks. Got you hat `n come on in here."
"You crazy. Can't * no ducks with duck tape. `Sides, momma says I paint de fence."
Boudreaux poled by that afternoon, pirogue loaded down with ducks, big smile on his face.
"Now how do that work?" Tibideau asked, pickin' at some paint splatters on his hands.
"I unroll de tape behind de boat and when the ducks swim by de stick. I pull de tape in de boat and I gets all de ducks I want."
"Well shee'it," says Tibideau.
Boudreaux smiles, "I be saw you next day."
Next day Tibideau is still painting his fence and here comes Boudreaux in his pirogue.
"Here is it you be goin'?" asked Tibideau.
"I got my some o' that Nurti-Sweet `n I'm gwanna * me some nutria. Got yo' hat `n come on in here."
"You crazy. Can't * no nutria with Nutri-Sweet. `Sides, momma says I paint de fence."
Boudreaux poled by that afternoon, pirogue loaded down with the river rats, big smile on his face.
"Now how do that work?" Tibideau asked, scratchin' at a chigger bite.
"I sprinkle a little Nutri-Sweet in de water and when them nutrias come sippin' on dat sweetness, I knocks `em in de haid and puts `em in de boat. Got all de nutrias I want."
"Well shee'it," says Tibideau.
Boudreaux smiles, "I be saw you next day."
Next day, hot, hot mornin', Tibideau is paintin' away when here comes Boudreaux.
"What is you got there today?" asks Tibideau.
"I got me some pussiwillows."
"You put that boat here on de bank. I'll go found my hat."
Clouder..
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Or a fairytale.
Clouder..
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Told ya it were jist an attempt. That Cajun dialect is a subtle sumbeech.
Clouder..
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let the good times roll
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