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Cajun Logic
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Two alligators are sitting on the edge of a swamp. The small one turns to the big one and says; I don't understand how you can be so much bigger than me. We're the same age; we were the same size as kids.........I just don't get it.
Well, says the big gator, What have you been eating?
Lawyers, same as you.....says the little one.
Hm. Well, Where do you catch'em.
Down at the law firm on the edge of the swamp.
Same here. Hm. How do you catch'em.
Well, I crawl under a BMW and wait for someone to unlock the door. Then I jump out, bite'em, shake the po po out of'em, and eat'em...
Ah! I think I see your problem. See, by the time you get done shakin' the po po out of a lawyer, there's nothing left but lips and a briefcase..........
We Live in a World of Give And Take, But A Lot Of People Won't Give What it Takes.
Well, says the big gator, What have you been eating?
Lawyers, same as you.....says the little one.
Hm. Well, Where do you catch'em.
Down at the law firm on the edge of the swamp.
Same here. Hm. How do you catch'em.
Well, I crawl under a BMW and wait for someone to unlock the door. Then I jump out, bite'em, shake the po po out of'em, and eat'em...
Ah! I think I see your problem. See, by the time you get done shakin' the po po out of a lawyer, there's nothing left but lips and a briefcase..........
We Live in a World of Give And Take, But A Lot Of People Won't Give What it Takes.