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You know what?

TOOLS1TOOLS1 Member Posts: 6,133
edited September 2002 in General Discussion
The woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several
months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day.

One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "You know what?

You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed right here. When my health started failing, you were still by my side. And you know what?"

"What dear?" she gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with
warmth.















"I think you're bad luck."
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  • TOOLS1TOOLS1 Member Posts: 6,133
    edited November -1
    I still get better looking every day. At least thats what Toolbabe says.
    TOOLS

    When I was a child, I thought as a child. But now that I am growen, I just wish I could act like a child and get away with it.
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  • TOOLS1TOOLS1 Member Posts: 6,133
    edited November -1
    The more I think about it, the more I am convinced that Obama's grandmother was murdered. Furthermore, I suspect Obama himself knows this.
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  • TOOLS1TOOLS1 Member Posts: 6,133
    edited November -1
    A pig can squeal, and a rabbit can squeal, but a pig is not a rabbit, nor is a rabbit a pig. They still both squeal.
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  • TOOLS1TOOLS1 Member Posts: 6,133
    edited November -1
    It's scary when you start making the same noises as your coffeemaker.
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  • TOOLS1TOOLS1 Member Posts: 6,133
    edited November -1
    I'd really like to live in Alaska for a few years. Not going to happen though. Oh well. [:(]
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  • TOOLS1TOOLS1 Member Posts: 6,133
    edited November -1
    I don't want to talk about me anymore. Or porn. Or Hairy.

    I want to talk about guns for a while.

    Anyone into Lugers? I got a 1918 DWM from my mother for my 21st BD. It was stolen in 1986 and I found the same gun (but not quite as nice) to replace it. Not the same, of course.

    I see a lot of Lugers in the auction listings. Who's got one or some here?

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  • AlpineAlpine Member Posts: 15,092 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Well maybe she is trying to tell you in a left handed way that she needs new glasses. Maybe? Well maybe not. Is she squinting at you when she says this? Does she rub her eyes a lot?
    Well just trying to help out, you know.

    "If you ain't got pictures, I wasn't there."
    ?The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money.?
    Margaret Thatcher

    "There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics."
    Mark Twain
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  • TazmuttTazmutt Member Posts: 862 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Im thinkin' she is feelin the need for a new wardrobe ! Does she compare you to Mac Davis ?
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  • leeblackmanleeblackman Member Posts: 5,303 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    maybe its time for a new car?

    If I'm wrong please correct me, I won't be offended.

    The sound of a 12 gauge pump clears a house fatser than Rosie O eats a Big Mac !
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  • SUBMARINERSUBMARINER Member Posts: 1,362 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    tools,this is a cheap and irresponsible way to go looking for another star ha ha ha

    SUBMARINE SAILOR,TRUCK DRIVER,RUSTY WALLACE FAN AND AS EVERYONE SO OFTEN POINTS OUT PISS POOR TYPIST e-mail:WNUNLEY@USIT.NET
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  • 4wheeler4wheeler Member Posts: 3,441
    edited November -1
    TOOLS1,HEY, maybe she wants to run the dozer!!!!!!!!

    "It was like that when I got here".
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  • Harleeman1030Harleeman1030 Member Posts: 1,505 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    dam sub beat me too it lol

    I tell myself that every morning tools wife say's i am full of s**t lmao

    Harleeman1030@aol.com

    Be quiet honey i know what i am doing ...
    !!!!!KaBOOM!!!!!
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  • TazmuttTazmutt Member Posts: 862 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Anyone remember Mac Davis' song "Lord it's Hard to be Humble", when your perfect in every way. I can't wait to look in the mirror, cuz I get better lookin each day. To know me is to love me, I must be a hell of a man. Oh Lord it's hard to be humble, but I'm doin the best that I can.
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  • TOOLS1TOOLS1 Member Posts: 6,133
    edited November -1
    Lets see. I dont think she needs glasses, I just bought her a 79 Dodge short bed step side truck, And shes not suposed to be driveing, Just bought her a new sewing machine that takes care of the wardrobe, I did let here drive the dozer she almost threw herself off. I always did like that song.
    TOOLS

    When I was a child, I thought as a child. But now that I am growen, I just wish I could act like a child and get away with it.
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