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Is EVILDR235 funny,or a mental case?
EVILDR235
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This time of the year the weather in the northwest is finally staying warm,and dry.
Nice weather means garage sales.Maybe i should have one ? So early this morning i go around and put up signs in very visable spots proclaiming a estate sale.
Signs say mens clothing,1976 Ford F100 with low miles,390 engine,and a drop in camper.$500.00--lots of tools,fishing gear,and firearms.Address is 297 Johnson St.(2=B--9=I--7=G) Finally put lawn chair,and cooler with a dozen 12 oz. Millers on front porch.Spend rest of the day watching many upset people trying to find this great sale of the century.My wife tells me i am a very sick person.I put out more than 2 dozen signs.I was laughing so hard, thought i was gonna pop a blood vessel.Yuk Yuk
Dr.Evil
Nice weather means garage sales.Maybe i should have one ? So early this morning i go around and put up signs in very visable spots proclaiming a estate sale.
Signs say mens clothing,1976 Ford F100 with low miles,390 engine,and a drop in camper.$500.00--lots of tools,fishing gear,and firearms.Address is 297 Johnson St.(2=B--9=I--7=G) Finally put lawn chair,and cooler with a dozen 12 oz. Millers on front porch.Spend rest of the day watching many upset people trying to find this great sale of the century.My wife tells me i am a very sick person.I put out more than 2 dozen signs.I was laughing so hard, thought i was gonna pop a blood vessel.Yuk Yuk
Dr.Evil
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"It was like that when I got here".
If I'm wrong please correct me, I won't be offended.
The sound of a 12 gauge pump clears a house fatser than Rosie O eats a Big Mac !
Have guns,will travel
I think maybe in the near future I'm going to try it. All I need is a marker, carboard and a cooler of cold Coors to have a fun Saturday.
Thanks for the story........................
SSgt Ryan E. Roberts, USMC
Talk about cheap fun!
Got Guns?
Simply brilliant!!!!
Lt
"We become what we habitually do. If we act rightly, we become upright men. If we habitually act wrongly, or weakly, we become weak and corrupt" - *ARISTOTLE*
**Like Grandad used to say--"It'll feel better when it quits hurtin"
Every year during the big sale I get bonehead garage sale junkies blocking my driveway. I always tell them to move their car or I'll call the wrecker. Last year I was working in my garage with the door open and some people came strolling up my driveway and started browsing around my stuff, thinking it was for sale. I ran them off with some unkind words.
What a pain in the *.
I wonder why my neighbors aren't friendlier toward me?
Lord Lowrider the LoquaciousMember:Secret Select Society of Suave Stylish Smoking Jackets She was only a fisherman's daughter,But when she saw my rod she reeled.
Rugster
Like your sense of humor. You never have a problem entertaining yourself, do you?
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Dr.Evil
Next time let me know and I'll be right over.
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Those people who see nothing but grey areas, no black and white, are lost in the fog.
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fighting censorship...with an attitude
I bet there are some people who want to kick your *
IF YOU DON'T LIKE MY RIGHTS - GET OUT OF MY COUNTRY (this includes politicians)
NEED MONEY,LAID OFF!!priced right
for quick sale,1992 toyota camary
1995 nissan path finder,12 foot john
boat,2schwinn mountain bikes,many other
misc items all dirt cheap!MUST SELL
house in forclosure please goto 908
magellan ave between 5pm and 11pm
nock on door ,i have no phone as it was
disconected.ask for Trent
this add ran for three days before he finally had it removed ,but not after i had those three days and about another five days after of watching strangers knock on his door.He even tried putting a sign at the begging of his driveway and his door ,that this was all a hoax
but they still knocked cause they wanted to know why he would do such a hoax!!LOL About a week later i had a county sherrif at my door if i knew who had done that to poor old trent.i just laughed and said i wished i had thought of that!Well after that trent was finally arrested for beating his wife she divorced him and moved back with her family! now that was the reason why we didnt see eye to eye!
Here is another good one.
Friend of mine was walking in the city, and saw a meter man writing up a parking ticket. Friend starts cursing him out for writing him a ticket.
Friend starts calling him all sorts of names, and the meter man is getting real ticked. He tells my friend that it is illegal to curse out the meter man, and if he continues, he is gonna have his car towed. My friend tells him you dont have the b@##$ to have his car towed. Starts threatening him, saying he better not tow his car.
"meter man calls the car in, and car gets towed-The car was not my friends car.
I dont know if the story is true, but it sure is funny.
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-James Madison
Dr.Evil
EvilDr235
When Clinton left office they gave him a 21 gun salute. Its a damn shame they all missed....
6 truckloads of gravel billed to him and delivered to his house, ("Oh yeah, just drop it in the front yard..."hehehe)
Anonymous complaints made to every city and county agency we could find- Animal Control, Code Enforcement, County Building Inspector, Fire Marshall, Ect, Ect.
Pizza every Friday night for a month, 5 extra larges, broccoli, peppers, pineapple & onion. Not to mention whoever else delivered food, Chinese places, a local Mexican place, ect.
Every porno mag we could subscribe to for cheap, as well as every magazine under the "Bill me later" program. All to his house.
His rucksack always seemed to be sprouting holes in it, ("Oops, everything fell out! How do ya suppose that happened??")
The light switch in his office was the pull-string variety, our solution- Tie a live mouse to it.
Re-wired his distributer cap. Chitty-chitty Bang-bang!
Superglued the pages of his "leadership book" together.
A CS grenade "accidently" went off near the back of his Bradley Fighting Vehicle, filled the interior with CS smoke, and it was real odd how his gunner and driver were at chow at the time.
After about 2 months of unrestricted warfare, he got a clue and left.
Reserving my Right to Arm Bears!!!!
Edited by - Matt45 on 07/25/2002 18:42:54
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