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"America's Smartest Woman"
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This is an old one, but still good:
An airplane was about to crash; there were 4 passengers on board,
but only 3 parachutes. The first passenger said, "I'm Kobe Bryant,
the best NBA basketball player. The Lakers need me, I can't
afford to die.." So he took the first parachute and left the plane.
The second passenger, Hillary Clinton, said, "I am the wife of the
former President of the United States; I am the most ambitious
woman in the world. I am also a New York Senator, a potential
future President and, above all, the smartest woman in the world."
She grabbed the second parachute and jumped out of the plane.
The third passenger, The Pope, says to the fourth passenger,
a 10 year-old school boy, "I am old and frail and I don't have
many years left. As a Christian I will sacrifice my life and
let you have the last parachute."
The boy said, "It's ok, there's still a parachute left for you.
America's smartest woman took my school backpack."
An airplane was about to crash; there were 4 passengers on board,
but only 3 parachutes. The first passenger said, "I'm Kobe Bryant,
the best NBA basketball player. The Lakers need me, I can't
afford to die.." So he took the first parachute and left the plane.
The second passenger, Hillary Clinton, said, "I am the wife of the
former President of the United States; I am the most ambitious
woman in the world. I am also a New York Senator, a potential
future President and, above all, the smartest woman in the world."
She grabbed the second parachute and jumped out of the plane.
The third passenger, The Pope, says to the fourth passenger,
a 10 year-old school boy, "I am old and frail and I don't have
many years left. As a Christian I will sacrifice my life and
let you have the last parachute."
The boy said, "It's ok, there's still a parachute left for you.
America's smartest woman took my school backpack."
Comments
Pack slow, fall stable, pull high, hit dead center.