PARDEN ME OFFICER

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Dupont

I dont drink and drive! But if I had a cold beer in my hands and an officer approached me, You bet I would finnish it also!!!

Of course I can play the piano, as long as it has pedals!

Alpine

Well you might as well, 'cause you ain't gonna get any beer in jail!

"If you ain't got pictures, I wasn't there."

gunpaq

Saw something just like that a few years ago in Morgantown, PA outside the local hotel on Saturday evening, driver even had a Bronco and pony tail.

Pack slow, fall stable, pull high, hit dead center.

dheffley

"One last drink before I put on my Superman suit and whip his *."

Only a drunk!

Save, research, then buy the best.Join the NRA, NOW!Teach them young, teach them safe, teach them forever, but most of all, teach them to VOTE!

96harley

Your Honor, I was as sober as a judge and driving home from church. I really didn't get to feeling dizzy until that nasty po-leece-man made my drink my dad's 12 pack of Bud at gun point no less. Honest

AZ9J

Must have been Pearl Lite.............At gunpoint is about the only way I'd drink that stuff

n4thethrill

AZ9J lol now that was funny

you can be king or street sweeper but everyone is going to dance with the reaper

jdb123

ponytail, mullet, or bald its always one of the 3

daddo

Idiots!

pigeoncreek1

"Hey Officer...bet you can't double tap this beer can!"

Gun control is hitting your target

austin247

Ponytail....beer.....gun pointed at him....if years of watching COPS has taught me anything, shouldn't he be shirtless?