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Dumb Joke
William81
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A man walks into a Lexus dealership. He browses around, then spots the perfect car and walks over to inspect it. As he bends to feel the fine leather upholstery, a loud fart escapes.
Very embarrassed, he looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed his little accident and hopes a sales person doesn't pop up right now.
But, as he turns back, there standing next to him is a salesman.
"Good day, Sir. How may we help you today?" Very uncomfortably, he asks, "what is the price of this lovely vehicle?"
The sales man answers, "Sir, since you farted just touching it ....I am really afraid of what you will do when I tell you the price.
Guns only have two enemies: Rust and Liberals....
Very embarrassed, he looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed his little accident and hopes a sales person doesn't pop up right now.
But, as he turns back, there standing next to him is a salesman.
"Good day, Sir. How may we help you today?" Very uncomfortably, he asks, "what is the price of this lovely vehicle?"
The sales man answers, "Sir, since you farted just touching it ....I am really afraid of what you will do when I tell you the price.
Guns only have two enemies: Rust and Liberals....
Comments
A man wanted an attack dog to protect his business,
so he visited a kennel that specilized in attack dogs.
The man explained to the kennel owner that he wanted
the biggest, meanest most vicious dog in the kennel, and
the owner offered to take the man on a tour of the premises.
After they had been walking for a few minutes, they came
upon a large dog. He was snarling loudly and biting and
clawing at the cage.
"He looks like he'd be a pretty good attack dog," said the buyer.
"Well, he's not bad," replied the owner, "but I have something
better in mind for you."
They continued walking around the premises, and after a while
they found an even larger, meaner dog than the first. He snarled
at the two men and tried to bite them through the wire on his cage.
"Ah," said the buyer. "This must be the dog you were referring to earlier."
"Well, no." said the owner. "I have something better in mind for you." The men continued their tour. Eventually, they came upon a fairly large dog that was lying quietly on his side, licking his butt. He did not seem to notice as the men approached.
"This is the dog I had in mind for you," said the owner.
The buyer was flabbergasted. "You're joking!" he exclaimed.
"This dog seems quite tame; he doesn't act at all like an attack dog
at all. Hell, he's just lying there, licking his butt!"
"I know, I know," said the owner. "But you see, he just ate a lawyer,
and he's trying to get the taste out of his mouth."
(No offense Beantole)
Guns only have two enemies: Rust and Liberals....
If you will blame gun makers for every shooting then blame car maker for every car accident.