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WOMAN: A CHEMICAL ANALYSIS
ELEMENT: Woman
SYMBOL: WO2
DISCOVERER: Adam
ATOMIC MASS: Accepted as around 70kg, but known to vary from 45kg to 150kg
FOUND: Copious quantities in all areas
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES
Surface usually covered with painted film
Boils at nothing, freezes without reason
Melts if given special treatment
Bitter if incorrectly used
Found in various states, ranging from virgin metal to common ore
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES
Has a great affinity for gold, silver, platinum and precious stones
Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances
May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no apparent reason
Insoluble in liquids, but activity greatly increased by saturation in alcohol
Most powerful money reducing agent known to man
COMMON USES
Highly ornamental, especially in a sports car
Can be a great aid to relaxation
TESTS
Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in it's natural state
Turns green when placed beside a better specimen
HAZARDS
Highly dangerous except in experienced hands
Illegal to possess more than one anyway.
MAN: A CHEMICAL ANALYSIS
ELEMENT: Man
SYMBOL: XY
ATOMIC MASS: 180+/-100
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES
Solid at room temperature, but gets bent out of shape easily.
Fairly dense and sometimes flaky.
Difficult to find a pure sample.
Due to rust, aging samples are unable to conduct electricity as easily as young, fresh samples.
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES
Attempts to bond with element W02 (Woman) any chance it can get.
Also, tends to form strong bonds with itself.
Becomes explosive when mixed with Kd (element > Kid) for prolonged periods of time.
Pretty basic.
Neutralize by saturating with alcohol.
COMMON USES
None really, except methane production.
Good samples are able to produce large quantities on command.
HAZARDS
In the absence of W02, this element rapidly decomposes and begins to smell.
Lil' Stinker's Opinion
ELEMENT: Woman
SYMBOL: WO2
DISCOVERER: Adam
ATOMIC MASS: Accepted as around 70kg, but known to vary from 45kg to 150kg
FOUND: Copious quantities in all areas
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES
Surface usually covered with painted film
Boils at nothing, freezes without reason
Melts if given special treatment
Bitter if incorrectly used
Found in various states, ranging from virgin metal to common ore
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES
Has a great affinity for gold, silver, platinum and precious stones
Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances
May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no apparent reason
Insoluble in liquids, but activity greatly increased by saturation in alcohol
Most powerful money reducing agent known to man
COMMON USES
Highly ornamental, especially in a sports car
Can be a great aid to relaxation
TESTS
Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in it's natural state
Turns green when placed beside a better specimen
HAZARDS
Highly dangerous except in experienced hands
Illegal to possess more than one anyway.
MAN: A CHEMICAL ANALYSIS
ELEMENT: Man
SYMBOL: XY
ATOMIC MASS: 180+/-100
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES
Solid at room temperature, but gets bent out of shape easily.
Fairly dense and sometimes flaky.
Difficult to find a pure sample.
Due to rust, aging samples are unable to conduct electricity as easily as young, fresh samples.
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES
Attempts to bond with element W02 (Woman) any chance it can get.
Also, tends to form strong bonds with itself.
Becomes explosive when mixed with Kd (element > Kid) for prolonged periods of time.
Pretty basic.
Neutralize by saturating with alcohol.
COMMON USES
None really, except methane production.
Good samples are able to produce large quantities on command.
HAZARDS
In the absence of W02, this element rapidly decomposes and begins to smell.
Lil' Stinker's Opinion
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