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The Politician in the Hospital

nunnnunn Forums Admins, Member, Moderator Posts: 36,078 ******
edited May 2002 in General Discussion
A politician awoke in a hospital bed after a complicated operation, and found that the curtains were drawn around him. "Why are the curtains closed?" he said. "Is it night?"

A nurse replied, "No, it is just that there is a fire across the street, and we didn't want you waking up and thinking that the operation was unsuccessful."





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  • 96harley96harley Member Posts: 3,992 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    I guess they're a necessary evil. Seems they go in clean and come out dirty. I suggest all seeking political office do the following:
    1. be willing to live off minimum wage
    2. no perts
    3. drug screens unannounced
    4. monthly lie detector test
    5. after leaving office they're on their own (no agent security)
    I feel in this way they will not be as eager to get back into office.
    Now that's what I'd call a public SERVANT.
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  • RockinURockinU Member Posts: 248 ✭
    edited November -1
    What are perts?
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  • beantolebeantole Member Posts: 1,086 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I am sooooooooo disgusted with most politicians. They are gutless and
    their primary concern in life is being re-elected. They have exempted themselves from social security taxes, given themselves an obscene
    retirement plan for 6 years of service and they have showered themselves with perks of every nature. Thank God in Missouri we have term limits.

    Bruce
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  • AlpineAlpine Member Posts: 15,092 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I am guessing he meant "Perks".
    ?The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money.?
    Margaret Thatcher

    "There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics."
    Mark Twain
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  • RockinURockinU Member Posts: 248 ✭
    edited November -1
    OOOOOHHHHHH! LOL, sorry, I should have gotten that. My mind was thinking of objects that can be described as being pert...gotta get my mind out of the gutter, but then again we were discussing politicians.
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  • 96harley96harley Member Posts: 3,992 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    RockinU
    Sorry, all the extras. Well you still weren't out of line with the last guy in the highest office of the land. He was continually in the gutter so I can see the misconception.

    "Eat more dolphin, the other white meat"
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