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This Happened In Front Of My Home.

RugerNinerRugerNiner Member Posts: 12,636 ✭✭✭
edited July 2002 in General Discussion
Naked man startles family as they drive


A Jacksonville man takes a wild ride on the southside. Police say he jumped onto a passing sports utility vehicle on the Southside Tuesday night and he did it all naked. According to police reports, the man, who hasn't been identified, hopped on a Chevrolet Surburban about 8:40pm at Southside and Belle Rive Boulevards and tried to open the passenger door. He banged on the windshield and urinated as the Jacksonville couple, with their 3-year old, drove. At Philips Highway, the man then climbed on the SUV's roof and jumped. The man was lying on the road and not moving when police officers arrived. Police tried to question the man, but he was unable to answer at the scene or later at Shands Jacksonville. He tested positive for barbiturates and opiates while at Shands. He was then taken to the Duval county jail, booked as "John Doe", and charged with indecent exposure and criminal mischief.



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  • 218Beekeep218Beekeep Member Posts: 3,033
    edited November -1
    This crap is gettin` weird,
    several days ago a naked guy forced his way
    into a couple`s home down here,
    and had to be shot to death.

    Seems some more weird crap went on lastnight,
    didn`t catch it all,but there was a naked guy involved.

    .218
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  • MercuryMercury Member Posts: 7,842 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    A lot of these naked idiots are cranksters. Supposedly, crank makes you super-hot, so they take off their clothes.

    Ohhhhh......for the good old days of just potheads.

    Merc



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  • will270winwill270win Member Posts: 4,845
    edited November -1
    They just lettin' it all hang out. They need to stop it, it's just silly.


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  • NighthawkNighthawk Member Posts: 12,022 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Mercury is right,I have had the privalage of dealing with someone all hyped up on crack.Keep your distance these people are obviously unpredictable and have super human strength.At least he cant get out of jail under the name of John Doe.Of course he will be an ok guy once he comes down.

    Rugster
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  • 4GodandCountry4GodandCountry Member Posts: 3,968
    edited November -1
    Ask JudgeDread about this, hell probably say its a man come back in time to stop a cyborg from assassinating the mother of the leader of the rebelion against the machines in the year 2059.

    When Clinton left office they gave him a 21 gun salute. Its a damn shame they all missed....
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  • chilipchilip Member Posts: 54 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    that guy was messed up.
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  • 96harley96harley Member Posts: 3,992 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    Due to the size of the pervert's *, one resembling a grub worm wearing a turtle neck sweater, he was later charged with assault with a friendly weapon for urinating on the suburban.
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