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Warm up for St. Patricks' Day
Brth729
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Brenda O'Malley was home making dinner as usual, when Tim Finnegan arrived at her door.Tim:"Brenda, may I come in? I've somethin' to tell you."Brenda:"Of course you can come in, Tim, you're always welcome. But where's my husband?"Tim:"That's what I'm here to be tellin' ya Brenda. There was an accident down at the brewery..."Brenda:"Oh, God no! Please don't tell me..."Tim:" I must,Brenda. You're husband Shamus is dead and gone. I'm sorry."After a few moments of staring blankly into space, she looked back at Tim.Brenda:"How did it happen, Tim? You must tell me true."Tim:"It was terrible, Brenda. He fell into a vat of Guinness Stout and drowned."Brenda:"Oh my dear Jesus! Did he at least go quickly?"Tim:"Well...no, Brenda...no...fact is, he got out three times to pee."