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Love Dress...(HaHa...WinkWink)
Brth729
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A mother went by her newly married sons house to visit her daughter-in-law. When she got there she knocked on the door and let herself in. To her surprise, her new daughter-in-law was laying naked on the couch. There was a smell of perfume in the air, candles were lit, and soft music was playing.
mother: What are you doing?!
d.i.l.: I'm waiting for Ted to get home.
m: But you're naked!
d: This is my love dress.
m: Love dress?
d: Ted just loves it when I wear this. So much in fact that everything that needs to get done is forgotten about, and we spend the rest of the day ravaging each other.
This intrigued the mother enough that when she got home she sprayed perfume in the air, lit candles, and put on some soft music. She then stripped and lay waiting for her husband to come home.
When he arrived and saw her he asked:
husband: What are you doing?
wife: I'm waiting for you to come home.
h : Why are you naked?
w : I'm not naked...this is my love dress.
The husband looked her up and down for a few seconds and then said," Needs ironing."
***I'm in the hi-fidelity first class travelling section I think I need a Leer jet***
mother: What are you doing?!
d.i.l.: I'm waiting for Ted to get home.
m: But you're naked!
d: This is my love dress.
m: Love dress?
d: Ted just loves it when I wear this. So much in fact that everything that needs to get done is forgotten about, and we spend the rest of the day ravaging each other.
This intrigued the mother enough that when she got home she sprayed perfume in the air, lit candles, and put on some soft music. She then stripped and lay waiting for her husband to come home.
When he arrived and saw her he asked:
husband: What are you doing?
wife: I'm waiting for you to come home.
h : Why are you naked?
w : I'm not naked...this is my love dress.
The husband looked her up and down for a few seconds and then said," Needs ironing."
***I'm in the hi-fidelity first class travelling section I think I need a Leer jet***