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Confucious say!

4GodandCountry4GodandCountry Member Posts: 3,968
edited August 2003 in General Discussion
Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.

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>Man who run in front of car get tired.

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>Man who run behind car get exhausted.

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>Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

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>Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

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>Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

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>Man with one chopstick go hungry.

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>Man who scratch * should not bite fingernails.

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>Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

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>Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.

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>Panties not best thing on earth! but next to best thing on earth.

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>War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

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>Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

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>Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

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>It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.

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>Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

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>Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

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>Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

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>Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.

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>Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

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>Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

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"Neca eos omnes. Deus suos agnoscet."

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