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ILLEGAL POEM
sheepdip
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ILLEGAL POEM
I cross ocean,
poor and broke,
Take bus,
see employment folk.
Nice man treat me
good in there,
Say I need to
see welfare.
Welfare say,
"You come no more,
We send cash
right to your door."
Welfare checks,
they make you wealthy,
Medicaid it keep
you healthy!
By and by,
I got plenty money,
Thanks to you,
American dummy.
Write to friends
in motherland,
Tell them 'come as
fast as you can.'
They come in turbans
and Ford trucks,
I buy big house
with welfare bucks.
They come here,
we live together,
More welfare checks,
it gets better!
Fourteen families,
they m! oving in,
But neighbor's patience
wearing thin.
Finally, white guy
moves away,
Now I buy his house,
and then I say,
"Find more aliens
for house to rent."
And in the yard
I put a tent.
Send for family
they just trash,
But they, too,
draw the welfare cash!
Everything is
very good,
And soon we
own the neighborhood.
We have hobby --
it's called breeding,
Welfare pay
for baby feeding.
Kids need dentist?
Wife need pills?
We get free!
We got no bills!
American crazy!
He pay all year,
To keep welfare
running here.
We think America
darn good place!
Too darn good for
the American race.
If they no like us,
they can scram,
Got lots of room in
Pakistan.
SEND THIS TO EVERY AMERICAN
TAXPAYER YOU KNOW
dipit,dipit,dipit!
I cross ocean,
poor and broke,
Take bus,
see employment folk.
Nice man treat me
good in there,
Say I need to
see welfare.
Welfare say,
"You come no more,
We send cash
right to your door."
Welfare checks,
they make you wealthy,
Medicaid it keep
you healthy!
By and by,
I got plenty money,
Thanks to you,
American dummy.
Write to friends
in motherland,
Tell them 'come as
fast as you can.'
They come in turbans
and Ford trucks,
I buy big house
with welfare bucks.
They come here,
we live together,
More welfare checks,
it gets better!
Fourteen families,
they m! oving in,
But neighbor's patience
wearing thin.
Finally, white guy
moves away,
Now I buy his house,
and then I say,
"Find more aliens
for house to rent."
And in the yard
I put a tent.
Send for family
they just trash,
But they, too,
draw the welfare cash!
Everything is
very good,
And soon we
own the neighborhood.
We have hobby --
it's called breeding,
Welfare pay
for baby feeding.
Kids need dentist?
Wife need pills?
We get free!
We got no bills!
American crazy!
He pay all year,
To keep welfare
running here.
We think America
darn good place!
Too darn good for
the American race.
If they no like us,
they can scram,
Got lots of room in
Pakistan.
SEND THIS TO EVERY AMERICAN
TAXPAYER YOU KNOW
dipit,dipit,dipit!
Comments
ILLEGAL POEM
I cross ocean,
poor and broke,
Take bus,
see employment folk.
Nice man treat me
good in there,
Say I need to
see welfare.
Welfare say,
"You come no more,
We send cash
right to your door."
Welfare checks,
they make you wealthy,
Medicaid it keep
you healthy!
By and by,
I got plenty money,
Thanks to you,
American dummy.
Write to friends
in motherland,
Tell them 'come as
fast as you can.'
They come in turbans
and Ford trucks,
I buy big house
with welfare bucks.
They come here,
we live together,
More welfare checks,
it gets better!
Fourteen families,
they moving in,
But neighbor's patience
wearing thin.
Finally, white guy
moves away,
Now I buy his house,
and then I say,
"Find more aliens
for house to rent."
And in the yard
I put a tent.
Send for family
they just trash,
But they, too,
draw the welfare cash!
Everything is
very good,
And soon we
own the neighborhood.
We have hobby --
it's called breeding,
Welfare pay
for baby feeding.
Kids need dentist?
Wife need pills?
We get free!
We got no bills!
American crazy!
He pay all year,
To keep welfare
running here.
We think America
darn good place!
Too darn good for
the white man race.
If they no like us,
they can scram,
Got lots of room in
Pakistan.
Go Army Beat Navy
IF you wanna have fun join the cavalry
IT'S WHAT PEOPLE KNOW ABOUT THEMSELVES THAT MAKES THEM AFRAID.
81st FA BN WWII...Thanks Dad
U!S!A! ALL THE WAY!!
When they come to get your GUNS, make sure to give them the AMMO first!!!
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The poem seems to imply "white" by the lines "Finally white guy/Moves away."
So folks who are black, Asian, or Hispanic aren't American?
Today it's Middle Easterners in the poem, "They come in turbans/ and Ford trucks," but how's about changing it up a little bit?
"They come with slanty eyes..."
"They come with greasy wet backs..."
"They come with kinky hair and big lips..."
This poem is not so much anti-illegal alien as it is pure white-boy xenphobia and paranoia.
When they come to get your GUNS, make sure to give them the AMMO first!!!
White people make up the largest group of recipients for welfare and Medicaid, but I have yet to see "Lazy White Poem" anywhere on this site.
I fully understand that illegal immigration is costing the U.S. a lot and in more ways than one, but resorting to oh-so clever little hate-filled diatribes isn't going to solve anything. You can either sit back and * and moan, resorting to name-calling like some ignorant little kid, or you can actually do something about it.
If you're an employer, don't hire illegal aliens if there are citizens or legal immigrants willing and capable of doing the work.
If you're a consumer, don't buy from firms that export jobs overseas.
If you're a voter, don't vote for politicians who want to grant amnesty to all illegal aliens (that means no voting for George Bush, Grey Davis, or John McCain).
The first two will cost you and the third requires you get off your fat * and act. Everyone can talk, but few can act. Which one are you?
White people make up the largest group of recipients for welfare and Medicaid, but I have yet to see "Lazy White Poem" anywhere on this site.
I fully understand that illegal immigration is costing the U.S. a lot and in more ways than one, but resorting to oh-so clever little hate-filled diatribes isn't going to solve anything. You can either sit back and * and moan, resorting to name-calling like some ignorant little kid, or you can actually do something about it.
If you're an employer, don't hire illegal aliens if there are citizens or legal immigrants willing and capable of doing the work.
If you're a consumer, don't buy from firms that export jobs overseas.
If you're a voter, don't vote for politicians who want to grant amnesty to all illegal aliens (that means no voting for George Bush, Grey Davis, or John McCain).
The first two will cost you and the third requires you get off your fat * and act. Everyone can talk, but few can act. Which one are you?Just thought I'd copy it, sometimes repetition is a necessary tool in the fight against ignorance. Thank you for your words.
Got a new gun for my ex-wife.....pretty good trade, huh?
Yes we have problems with illegals - IT'S OUR POLITICIANS.
I get tired of Damn racist - IF YOU BELIEVE THIS KINDA CRAP - YOU SUCK!!!!! Wheres Nunn - Get this kinda crap outta here Sir......
IF YOU DON'T LIKE MY RIGHTS - GET OUT OF MY COUNTRY (this includes politicians)
Go Army Beat Navy
IF you wanna have fun join the cavalry