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When your wife is pumped full of fertility drugs..

Rack OpsRack Ops Member Posts: 18,596 ✭✭✭
edited March 2011 in General Discussion
every day is "that time of the month" [B)]

Just saying....
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  • n/an/a Member Posts: 168,427 ✭
    edited November -1
    You have my sympathies. [:D]
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  • AzhunterAzhunter Member Posts: 2,205 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Sounds like you need to get off the computer and GET TO "WORK"!![}:)]
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  • SCOUT5SCOUT5 Member Posts: 16,181 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Rare steak an oysters will do you more good than telling us about it.
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  • Rack OpsRack Ops Member Posts: 18,596 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by Azhunter
    Sounds like you need to get off the computer and GET TO "WORK"!![}:)]


    Her co-workers might not approve[;)]
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  • m88.358winm88.358win Member Posts: 7,269 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Prayers sent 1cheerleader.gif

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  • OakieOakie Member Posts: 40,522 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Time to put a second man on the job[:D][:D][:D]
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  • Rack OpsRack Ops Member Posts: 18,596 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by Oakie
    Time to put a second man on the job[:D][:D][:D]


    Deaf/mute applicants preferred....for their own sake
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  • Old-ColtsOld-Colts Member Posts: 22,697 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    The things you find out daily on Gunbroker never cease to amaze me! [:D]

    If you can't feel the music; it's only pink noise!

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  • scrumpyjackscrumpyjack Member Posts: 5,336 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by Rack Ops
    every day is "that time of the month" [B)]

    Just saying....



    I got a phone call from Pop one night about 14 years ago, he sounded very distraught. In the background was this loud thumping noise. I asked what the racket was...

    "She's all jacked up on fertility drugs and we just found out today that it didn't work this month again. I'm locked in the garage and she's banging on the side door and trying to cut her way in with a steak knife."

    Good thing she forgot about the pistol in the nightstand.

    You could say some of them wimmens get a little imbalanced on those drugs.
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  • NeoBlackdogNeoBlackdog Member Posts: 17,233 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by SCOUT5
    Rare steak an oysters will do you more good than telling us about it.


    And don't forget fluids! Ya gotta stay hydrated!
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  • soopsoop Member Posts: 4,633
    edited November -1
    Get it while it's hot.It will all come to a screaching halt one day leaving you to want forever more.
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  • kimberkidkimberkid Member Posts: 8,858 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by Rack Ops
    every day is "that time of the month" [B)]

    Just saying....

    You think she's bad now, just wait until the last two months of pregnancy
    If you really desire something, you'll find a way ?
    ? otherwise, you'll find an excuse.
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  • mateomasfeomateomasfeo Member Posts: 27,143
    edited November -1
    Fertility drugs?

    The only fertility drugs we ever had were margaritas...
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  • HappyNanoqHappyNanoq Member Posts: 12,023
    edited November -1
    Cure : Ducttape and a shot of testosterone..........
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  • bull300wsmbull300wsm Member Posts: 3,289
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by scrumpyjack
    quote:Originally posted by Rack Ops
    every day is "that time of the month" [B)]

    Just saying....





    "She's all jacked up on fertility drugs and we just found out today that it didn't work this month again. I'm locked in the garage and she's banging on the side door and trying to cut her way in with a steak knife."




    That there was funny!![:D]
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  • footlongfootlong Member Posts: 8,009
    edited November -1
    NO knife's been NEAR the EQUIPMENT[;)]
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  • john wjohn w Member Posts: 4,104
    edited November -1
    Wait till she goes thru the change!. The change will make those problems you have now seem like a walk in the park!
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  • GRIZZLY17GRIZZLY17 Member Posts: 1,676 ✭
    edited November -1
    Jee I can hardly wait. My wife and I are going to see the baby making docs soon.[B)]
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  • coltpaxcoltpax Member Posts: 7,516 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by bull300wsm
    quote:Originally posted by scrumpyjack
    quote:Originally posted by Rack Ops
    every day is "that time of the month" [B)]

    Just saying....





    "She's all jacked up on fertility drugs and we just found out today that it didn't work this month again. I'm locked in the garage and she's banging on the side door and trying to cut her way in with a steak knife."




    That there was funny!![:D]


    Ahahaha...And that craps too funny to be made up.
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  • militaria1918militaria1918 Member Posts: 465 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Don't most women on those drugs end up having 6 or 7 kids?
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  • jwb267jwb267 Member Posts: 19,664 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    maybe she will end up like octamom[8D]
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  • Alan RushingAlan Rushing Member Posts: 8,805 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    When you folks are "successful" it'll be a whole new can of worms ...

    If you are not already ... you will want to learn patience . . .

    It'll be a whole new ballgame ... and no one gave you the rule book ... you will need to learm patience . . .

    The best of luck to you on all your endeavors. [:)] [}:)] [;)]
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  • Blade SlingerBlade Slinger Member Posts: 5,891
    edited November -1
    Amen...the truth is spoken[:(!]

    quote:Originally posted by soop
    Get it while it's hot.It will all come to a screaching halt one day leaving you to want forever more.
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  • bhale187bhale187 Member Posts: 7,798
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by kimberkid
    quote:Originally posted by Rack Ops
    every day is "that time of the month" [B)]

    Just saying....

    You think she's bad now, just wait until the last two months of pregnancy

    +1, you beat me to it [^]
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  • bigoutsidebigoutside Member Posts: 19,443 ✭
    edited November -1
    Prayers for you both.
    Been through it. It reads funny on the forum.[:D][:D][:D]

    But I feel your pain. Good Luck!!!
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  • wartigerwartiger Member Posts: 3,861
    edited November -1
    Been there, done that. We had to go through invitro-fertilization to have our boy and I had to inject those drugs in my wife's stomach, hip and butt three times a day. Pure hell for me and agony for her. It will be worth it though in the end. Trust me.
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  • fishkiller41fishkiller41 Member Posts: 50,608
    edited November -1
    I didn't think the "swimmers" could buck tide..U don't mean them fert. drugs are keepin her "OUT OF SEASON",do ya?
    I always thought it made'um "receptive" 24/7-365...(shows how much i know..[:I]
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  • cowdoccowdoc Member Posts: 5,847 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Good luck
    guess i was lucky about all i had to do was look at her and she came up pregnant
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  • Rack OpsRack Ops Member Posts: 18,596 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by fishkiller41
    I didn't think the "swimmers" could buck tide..U don't mean them fert. drugs are keepin her "OUT OF SEASON",do ya?
    I always thought it made'um "receptive" 24/7-365...(shows how much i know..[:I]


    I was referring to the state(s) of mind.


    She's been dosed with more hormones than the chicken at Wal-Mart....and that stuff apparently turns off the rational portion of the brain
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  • JustCJustC Member Posts: 16,056 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by Rack Ops
    quote:Originally posted by fishkiller41
    I didn't think the "swimmers" could buck tide..U don't mean them fert. drugs are keepin her "OUT OF SEASON",do ya?
    I always thought it made'um "receptive" 24/7-365...(shows how much i know..[:I]


    I was referring to the state(s) of mind.


    She's been dosed with more hormones than the chicken at Wal-Mart....and that stuff apparently turns off the rational portion of the brain


    you mean they are supposed to be rational without the drugs[?]
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  • AlpineAlpine Member Posts: 15,092 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by JustC
    quote:Originally posted by Rack Ops
    quote:Originally posted by fishkiller41
    I didn't think the "swimmers" could buck tide..U don't mean them fert. drugs are keepin her "OUT OF SEASON",do ya?
    I always thought it made'um "receptive" 24/7-365...(shows how much i know..[:I]


    I was referring to the state(s) of mind.


    She's been dosed with more hormones than the chicken at Wal-Mart....and that stuff apparently turns off the rational portion of the brain


    you mean they are supposed to be rational without the drugs[?]


    Bingo! We have a winner!
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