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The Texan, Indian and Muslim (joke)

dheffleydheffley Member Posts: 25,000
edited April 2002 in General Discussion
At a small airport terminal in Texas, three strangers awaiting their shuttle flight start conversing about the recent worldly events. The strangers were of varying cultures. One was a Native American. Another was a cowboy from West Texas. The other was a devout Arab Muslim.

During their conversation, they began to discuss their cultural history.

The Native American stated, "Once my people were many, now we are few."

The Muslim then chimed in and arrogantly said, "Once my people were few and now we are many."

The Texan looked at the Muslim, shifted the toothpick in his mouth and said with a sly grin, "That's 'cause we ain't played Cowboys and Muslims yet."

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Comments

  • jastrjastr Member Posts: 463 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    We are currently playing cowboys and muslims now.. or whatever religion they are now I dunno. I tell you what though it sure is a scary thought. What might come of all this!

    lets all be responsible! shoot a criminal!
  • beachmaster73beachmaster73 Member Posts: 3,011 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    dheffley....beautiful and funny! Beach
  • OLD SF-EROLD SF-ER Member Posts: 57 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    This was reported in our SFA Chapter Newsletter:

    Guest Speaker LTC John D'Ambrosia III Corp SOCOORD gave us a 20 minute briefing on the unclassified activities of Special Forces in Afghanistan. Of particular interest were the antics of the 101st Airborne in a "firefight" outside the Khandahar airport. It seems that accidental fire from a 101st. trooper started a firestorm (which the mighty CNN reported as an "attack"), caused major return fire and chaff dropped from C-130 transport aircraft, which landed on their tents and burned them to the ground ....Well, at least it can be said that the 101st. is ready for action, even if it means destroying their sleeping quarters !

    Yes it is "cowboys and towelheads", and the cowboys are going to win!



    "If you can do it, it ain't braggin'".
    JR Ewing - "Dallas"
  • n/an/a Member Posts: 168,427
    edited November -1
    Funny joke w/appropriate timing.

    "We become what we habitually do. If we act rightly, we become upright men. If we habitually act wrongly, or weakly, we become weak and corrupt" - *ARISTOTLE*

    **Like Grandad used to say--"It'll feel better when it quits hurtin"
  • dobieman0690dobieman0690 Member Posts: 148 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
  • SXSMANSXSMAN Member Posts: 2,616 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Is this the first time in history when there has been a bounty on someones head for someone with bounty on their head ?

    Have guns,will travel
  • AlpineAlpine Member Posts: 15,092 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I have already copied and sent the joke to all on my Email list. I liked it.
    ?The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money.?
    Margaret Thatcher

    "There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics."
    Mark Twain
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