Abducted by an alien spacecraft, my personal...

Oso2142

So, have I ever told you guys about the time I was a abducted by aliens and implanted with a tracking device? Also, they left behind metallic objects that no scientist could identify. [:0][:0][B)][B)]

Shall I begin it, or that's all that's in it? [:D]

Anyway, I've never had the pleasure of meeting aliens from an other world.

I'm just confused as to why aliens would abduct hillbillies instead of billy goats.

Welp, I'm just having me sum fun. [:p][:p][:D][:D][:o)]

Btw, have any of you guys ever been abducted? [:0][:0]

woodhog

I was abducted by a couple gals in San Clemente once, but have no memory of those two days.

bullshot

Yes I have, as a matter of fact I've been living here on the mother ship for the past six years .... thank goodness they have WiFi.

chiefr

The chances of the federal government implanting you with a tracking device is 1x10^14 greater than any alien.

beantownshootah

Its not the abduction, its the "probing".

[:p]

serf

The only thing abducted here is ignorance of the facts! You have been redacted![:D]

serf

http://www.nsa.gov/public_info/declass/ufo/index.shtml

http://www.nsa.gov/public_info/_files/ufo/commint_xxxx_ufo.pdf

moonshine

quote:The chances of the federal government implanting you with a tracking device is 1x10^14 greater than any alien.

The Gov. is run by aliens..............

Junkballer

Well since you brought it up, I actually shot at a saucer one night with a 30/30, not really a smart move on my part at the time but it did leave [^]. There was 2 others with me that can vouch for it, they were trying to stop me from shooting but I wasn't going down without a fight.......not my nature. TRUE STORY [;)]

select-fire

I was abducted.. Watching a creature feature movie while the parents played cards in the other room. The cattle had got out and came to the farm house long window to watch.. I guess. I seen them outside looking in , right up against the window. I covered my sisters eyes and took her to the window. She screamed and screamed. My Mom came in the room and abducted me into the other room beating my *.