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Kevin Had Shingles - Joke

AdamsQuailHunterAdamsQuailHunter Member Posts: 2,022 ✭✭✭✭
edited August 2017 in General Discussion
Kevin Had Shingles:
Those of us who spend much time in a doctor's office should appreciate this!

Doesn't it seem more and more that physicians are running their practices like an assembly line?

Here's what happened to Kevin:

Kevin walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had.
Kevin said: 'Shingles.' So she wrote down his name, address, medical insurance number and told him to have a seat.

Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aide came out and asked Kevin what he had ...Kevin said, 'Shingles.'

So she wrote down his height, weight, a complete medical history and told Kevin to wait in the examining room.

A half hour later a nurse came in and asked Kevin what he had.

Kevin said, 'Shingles ...'

So the nurse gave Kevin a blood test, a blood pressure test, an electrocardiogram, and told

Kevin to take off all his clothes and wait for the doctor.

An hour later the doctor came in and found Kevin sitting patiently in the nude and asked Kevin what he had. Kevin said, 'Shingles.'

The doctor asked, 'Where?'

Kevin said, 'Outside on the truck.


Where do you want me to unload 'em??'

Comments

  • montanajoemontanajoe Forums Admins, Member, Moderator Posts: 60,240 ******
    edited November -1
    [:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]
  • gjshawgjshaw Member Posts: 14,770 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Must of been Mexican, Pure lack of communication. [:D]
  • Horse Plains DrifterHorse Plains Drifter Forums Admins, Member, Moderator Posts: 40,233 ***** Forums Admin
    edited November -1
  • jimdeerejimdeere Member, Moderator Posts: 26,285 ******
    edited November -1
    So what's the joke?
  • mogley98mogley98 Member Posts: 18,291 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    [:D][:D]
    Why don't we go to school and work on the weekends and take the week off!
  • glynglyn Member Posts: 5,698 ✭✭
    edited November -1
  • AzAfshinAzAfshin Member Posts: 2,985 ✭✭
    edited November -1
  • Ford 23Ford 23 Member Posts: 3,129
    edited November -1
    [:D][:D][:D][:D]
  • TooBigTooBig Member Posts: 28,559 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
  • Mr. PerfectMr. Perfect Member, Moderator Posts: 66,437 ******
    edited November -1
    Kevin is an idiot.
    Some will die in hot pursuit
    And fiery auto crashes
    Some will die in hot pursuit
    While sifting through my ashes
    Some will fall in love with life
    And drink it from a fountain
    That is pouring like an avalanche
    Coming down the mountain
  • select-fireselect-fire Member Posts: 69,529 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by AdamsQuailHunter
    Kevin Had Shingles:
    Those of us who spend much time in a doctor's office should appreciate this!

    Doesn't it seem more and more that physicians are running their practices like an assembly line?

    Here's what happened to Kevin:

    Kevin walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had.
    Kevin said: 'Shingles.' So she wrote down his name, address, medical insurance number and told him to have a seat.

    Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aide came out and asked Kevin what he had ...Kevin said, 'Shingles.'

    So she wrote down his height, weight, a complete medical history and told Kevin to wait in the examining room.

    A half hour later a nurse came in and asked Kevin what he had.

    Kevin said, 'Shingles ...'

    So the nurse gave Kevin a blood test, a blood pressure test, an electrocardiogram, and told

    Kevin to take off all his clothes and wait for the doctor.

    An hour later the doctor came in and found Kevin sitting patiently in the nude and asked Kevin what he had. Kevin said, 'Shingles.'

    The doctor asked, 'Where?'

    Kevin said, 'Outside on the truck.


    Where do you want me to unload 'em??'


    [:D][:D]
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