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the usual b.j.s, moons... BUT
rt 309 had a camaro T-top barely moving faswt enough to eventually pass me
she had the tops out, seat reclined and skirt up playing with a toy
from the truck made a nice view!
going through Ohio stopped a min before the cops arrived, but all way too late, steering column put enough pressure on the mid-section to spill intestine through his mouth all over the hood
Indiana; for over 50 miles heavy rain you couldnt see through... but on my side of the divider line was bright sunshine
Pa; only slightly bad road, but someone had issues with a turn cut into the bank...
back end was supported by the branches of a tree, the front end sitting on the roof of tha house that sat in the hollow
when i wwent by the next day only a few shingles were torn off!
on a fire/rescue call in Pa, guy fell asleep coming down a twisty hill (?) ran into the end of a chain link fence at the bottom.
top pole went through the windshield, his hand, (guess he woke and tried to fend it off)his chest, front seat, back seat and stopped the cat when it hit the back of the trunk
we had nothing better at the time and had to cut the pipe off with a HACKSAW[:0]
cut off in front of the hand, pulled the car back so we could pull him and the pole front from the seat and cut it off again between his back and seat... transported on his side
he stopped about 2 years later at our garage for gas and say thanks, had almost full use of the hand again!
quote:Originally posted by remingtonoaks
ZOMBIE DEER..............
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Ok, that is the winner of the freakiest-crap-on-the-side-of-the-road award!
My dad being a long haul truck driver and having spent many summer vacations in the cab of an 18-wheeler, I have seen my share of boobs, BJ's and "self-pleasure" (men and women) But, one night, about 3 am, we were just outside of Pensacola, Fl stopped at a red light. This convertible Ferrari pulls up and I look down. Two women, one otherwise engaged orally with the driver. I say wow, the light turns green and they speed off into the night. About two miles later, FHP has them stopped as we pass by. I laugh at what would have surely been a unique excuse as to why they are speeding.
On night shift, slow night, half asleep, patrolling near the city limits on a lightly-traveled two-lane, I came upon a Goodyear blimp, setting in the middle of the road.
I don't know if the pilot got lost, or had a problem with his machine or what, because before I could get close enough to ask, the blimp went airborne and flew away.
I was taking my date to the space needle restaurant for dinner on prom night. Suddenly a small aircraft passed right over head going the same direction I was on I-5. It landed about half a mile in front of me. I had 30 seconds to convince myself "Yeah, that really just happened" and to get around it.
Turned out the Cessna had run out of fuel so he was forced to land. The WSP told hi to wait there until after 2 AM when they would block the highway for his safe takeoff.
once in a lifetime event right? apparently not. http://www.bakersfieldnow.com/news/local/101858823.html http://www.king5.com/news/local/Small-plane-lands-on-I-5-near-Kalama-90542019.html
quote:Originally posted by cce1302
quote:Originally posted by bambambam
I was driving to Cinn. Ohio on I70. I was driving along and was coming up behind a pickup with a topper.
I could see the outline of two heads in the drivers seat.
I pulled out to pass and this naked, smoking hot chick was sitting on the drivers lap going to town!
Then a minivan passes by with a load of kids and their mother was giving them a dirty look as all the kids pointed and smiling.
Oh, wait... that was me driving[8D]
I-70 doesn't go to Cincinnati [:D]
It does if your driving from IL, just not all the way there.[;)]
Coming back from the Ky. Derby, we were pretty tired so I started driving and I slammed on the brakes.. there was a pink elephant standing in the road. Everyone in the car was wide awake till we got home.
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rt 309 had a camaro T-top barely moving faswt enough to eventually pass me
she had the tops out, seat reclined and skirt up playing with a toy
from the truck made a nice view!
going through Ohio stopped a min before the cops arrived, but all way too late, steering column put enough pressure on the mid-section to spill intestine through his mouth all over the hood
Indiana; for over 50 miles heavy rain you couldnt see through... but on my side of the divider line was bright sunshine
Pa; only slightly bad road, but someone had issues with a turn cut into the bank...
back end was supported by the branches of a tree, the front end sitting on the roof of tha house that sat in the hollow
when i wwent by the next day only a few shingles were torn off!
on a fire/rescue call in Pa, guy fell asleep coming down a twisty hill (?) ran into the end of a chain link fence at the bottom.
top pole went through the windshield, his hand, (guess he woke and tried to fend it off)his chest, front seat, back seat and stopped the cat when it hit the back of the trunk
we had nothing better at the time and had to cut the pipe off with a HACKSAW[:0]
cut off in front of the hand, pulled the car back so we could pull him and the pole front from the seat and cut it off again between his back and seat... transported on his side
he stopped about 2 years later at our garage for gas and say thanks, had almost full use of the hand again!
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ZOMBIE DEER..............
[img][/img]
Ok, that is the winner of the freakiest-crap-on-the-side-of-the-road award!
My dad being a long haul truck driver and having spent many summer vacations in the cab of an 18-wheeler, I have seen my share of boobs, BJ's and "self-pleasure" (men and women) But, one night, about 3 am, we were just outside of Pensacola, Fl stopped at a red light. This convertible Ferrari pulls up and I look down. Two women, one otherwise engaged orally with the driver. I say wow, the light turns green and they speed off into the night. About two miles later, FHP has them stopped as we pass by. I laugh at what would have surely been a unique excuse as to why they are speeding.
I don't know if the pilot got lost, or had a problem with his machine or what, because before I could get close enough to ask, the blimp went airborne and flew away.
I saw this on December 13-
Yeah, a guy on a bike with a T/C muzzleloader on a rack on his handlebars.
Oh yeah I saw this billboard last fall. Not my pic, but I did see the sign. South Bend pubic schools.
Thats BEAUTIFUL! Wish I could have seen it. Would have gave that guy a high five!
Turned out the Cessna had run out of fuel so he was forced to land. The WSP told hi to wait there until after 2 AM when they would block the highway for his safe takeoff.
once in a lifetime event right? apparently not.
http://www.bakersfieldnow.com/news/local/101858823.html
http://www.king5.com/news/local/Small-plane-lands-on-I-5-near-Kalama-90542019.html
I could see the outline of two heads in the drivers seat.
I pulled out to pass and this naked, smoking hot chick was sitting on the drivers lap going to town!
Then a minivan passes by with a load of kids and their mother was giving them a dirty look as all the kids pointed and smiling.
Oh, wait... that was me driving[8D]
I was driving to Cinn. Ohio on I70. I was driving along and was coming up behind a pickup with a topper.
I could see the outline of two heads in the drivers seat.
I pulled out to pass and this naked, smoking hot chick was sitting on the drivers lap going to town!
Then a minivan passes by with a load of kids and their mother was giving them a dirty look as all the kids pointed and smiling.
Oh, wait... that was me driving[8D]
cruise control sure does help a fellow in that situation[;)]
I was driving to Cinn. Ohio on I70. I was driving along and was coming up behind a pickup with a topper.
I could see the outline of two heads in the drivers seat.
I pulled out to pass and this naked, smoking hot chick was sitting on the drivers lap going to town!
Then a minivan passes by with a load of kids and their mother was giving them a dirty look as all the kids pointed and smiling.
Oh, wait... that was me driving[8D]
I-70 doesn't go to Cincinnati [:D]
I saw this on December 13-
Yeah, a guy on a bike with a T/C muzzleloader on a rack on his handlebars.
Oh yeah I saw this billboard last fall. Not my pic, but I did see the sign. South Bend pubic schools.
I used to do this with a 16 ga shotgun down mainstreet in our town. Headed for the ferry to Guemes Island to go rabbit hunting
quote:Originally posted by bambambam
I was driving to Cinn. Ohio on I70. I was driving along and was coming up behind a pickup with a topper.
I could see the outline of two heads in the drivers seat.
I pulled out to pass and this naked, smoking hot chick was sitting on the drivers lap going to town!
Then a minivan passes by with a load of kids and their mother was giving them a dirty look as all the kids pointed and smiling.
Oh, wait... that was me driving[8D]
I-70 doesn't go to Cincinnati [:D]
It does if your driving from IL, just not all the way there.[;)]
sign says i need beer
looked pretty funny, no door skin, window was still intact but rolled down
guess this was one of your guys date
this guy was rolling a ball across the country, with his dog, this night was around 94 degrees, he was heavily clothed, the smell had to be ripe
pic says it all