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Do you really want to get married ?

savage170savage170 Member Posts: 37,569 ✭✭✭✭
edited March 2015 in General Discussion
- When a man decides to marry, it may be the last decision he'll ever make.

- Some men who speak with authority at work know enough to bow to a higher authority at home.

- A dish towel will certainly wipe the contented look off a married man's face.

- Love is the quest, marriage is the conquest, divorce is the inquest.

- An engagement is an urge on the verge of a merge.

- Marriage brings music to a man's life. He learns to play second fiddle.

- Getting married is one mistake every man should make.

- A well-informed man is one whose wife has just told him what she thinks of him.

- Courtship, unlike proper punctuation, is a period before a sentence.

- The argument you just won with your wife isn't over yet.

- Before criticizing your wife's faults, you must remember it may have been these very defects that prevented her
from getting a better husband than the one she married!

Comments

  • babunbabun Member Posts: 11,038 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Marriage is the non-surgical operation to remove the spine from a boyfriend.
  • armilitearmilite Member Posts: 35,490 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
  • gesshotsgesshots Member Posts: 15,678 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
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    It's being willing. I found out early that most men, regardless of cause or need, aren't willing. They blink an eye or draw a breath before they pull the trigger. I won't. ~ J.B. Books
  • OakieOakie Member Posts: 40,565 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Marriage is an institution. You will be in one sooner or later.[:D]
  • sgm hagsgm hag Member Posts: 1,028 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Quotes on marriage:

    * It seemed there were no young, hot, beautiful babes wanting to throw themselves at me until right after I got married.
    * The Ex and I shared two & half years of nuptial bliss...but we were married nearly ten years.
    * Marriage is, by far, the most expensive sex you will ever have.
    * Never send her flowers if love is your only motivation. She will accuse, and even stalk you endlessly over that.
    * Never buy a vacuum sweeper for a Christmas present.
    * Never ask if she's putting on a little weight.
    * Never ask if her cute little co-worker is married.
    * The first 2 words out of a Married man's mouth when he awakens each morning is "I'm sorry".
    * Dumb me, I got married once a bunch of times.
    * The most hated word in the English language, "HALF!"
    * How to tell the Honeymoon is over; She barges in the bathroom to take a dump when you're standing there brushing your teeth!

    WHADDA YOU GOT?[B)]
  • wpagewpage Member Posts: 10,201 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Its the tender trap that bought man out of the cave...

    Win or lose the modern man cave is better![:o)]
  • Rack OpsRack Ops Member Posts: 18,596 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I know plenty of married people who wish they were single.

    Don't know any divorced people who wish they were still married.
  • bartobarto Member Posts: 4,734 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    A wedding ring is a tourniquet applied to the finger that cuts off the circulation of the entire body.
    [:(]barto[:(]
  • select-fireselect-fire Member Posts: 69,531 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by barto
    A wedding ring is a tourniquet applied to the finger that cuts off the circulation of the entire body.
    [:(]barto[:(]


    A peeve the wife has... I do not wear my wedding band. I hate rings and jewelry.
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