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Do you really want to get married ?
savage170
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- When a man decides to marry, it may be the last decision he'll ever make.
- Some men who speak with authority at work know enough to bow to a higher authority at home.
- A dish towel will certainly wipe the contented look off a married man's face.
- Love is the quest, marriage is the conquest, divorce is the inquest.
- An engagement is an urge on the verge of a merge.
- Marriage brings music to a man's life. He learns to play second fiddle.
- Getting married is one mistake every man should make.
- A well-informed man is one whose wife has just told him what she thinks of him.
- Courtship, unlike proper punctuation, is a period before a sentence.
- The argument you just won with your wife isn't over yet.
- Before criticizing your wife's faults, you must remember it may have been these very defects that prevented her
from getting a better husband than the one she married!
- Some men who speak with authority at work know enough to bow to a higher authority at home.
- A dish towel will certainly wipe the contented look off a married man's face.
- Love is the quest, marriage is the conquest, divorce is the inquest.
- An engagement is an urge on the verge of a merge.
- Marriage brings music to a man's life. He learns to play second fiddle.
- Getting married is one mistake every man should make.
- A well-informed man is one whose wife has just told him what she thinks of him.
- Courtship, unlike proper punctuation, is a period before a sentence.
- The argument you just won with your wife isn't over yet.
- Before criticizing your wife's faults, you must remember it may have been these very defects that prevented her
from getting a better husband than the one she married!
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* It seemed there were no young, hot, beautiful babes wanting to throw themselves at me until right after I got married.
* The Ex and I shared two & half years of nuptial bliss...but we were married nearly ten years.
* Marriage is, by far, the most expensive sex you will ever have.
* Never send her flowers if love is your only motivation. She will accuse, and even stalk you endlessly over that.
* Never buy a vacuum sweeper for a Christmas present.
* Never ask if she's putting on a little weight.
* Never ask if her cute little co-worker is married.
* The first 2 words out of a Married man's mouth when he awakens each morning is "I'm sorry".
* Dumb me, I got married once a bunch of times.
* The most hated word in the English language, "HALF!"
* How to tell the Honeymoon is over; She barges in the bathroom to take a dump when you're standing there brushing your teeth!
WHADDA YOU GOT?[B)]
Win or lose the modern man cave is better![:o)]
Don't know any divorced people who wish they were still married.
[:(]barto[:(]
A wedding ring is a tourniquet applied to the finger that cuts off the circulation of the entire body.
[:(]barto[:(]
A peeve the wife has... I do not wear my wedding band. I hate rings and jewelry.