Things I learned from Mom...

yearofspider

Things I learned from my Mother - Part 1

1. My mother taught me to APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.

"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me about RELIGION.

"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.

"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me about LOGIC.

"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me about FORESIGHT.

"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

6. My mother taught me about IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

7. My mother taught me about STAMINA.

"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

8. My mother taught me about WEATHER.

"This room of yours looks like a tornado went through it."

9. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.

"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

10. My mother taught me about the CIRCLE OF LIFE.

"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

11. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.

"Stop acting like your father!"

rogue_rob

your mom taught me a thing or two also[:D][:D]

spryor

quote:Originally posted by yearofspider

9. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.


That pretty much sums it up.

mond

sounds like you are one helluva lucky lucky guy..[:D][:D]

lazerus

My Mother taught me how to whip the snot outa a kid.

temblor

Alot of Mothers must have gone to the same school...[:D]

select-fire

My Mom always reminded me DAD would be home soon to take care of me...[B)][B)]