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The "Old Timer" (Humor)

The firearms consultantThe firearms consultant Member Posts: 716 ✭✭✭✭
edited February 2004 in General Discussion
For those that haven't heard this one.
Seems this Old Timer was always telling everyone he met that if you want to live long and leave something behind " pour an ounce of gunpowder" every morning on you oatmeal. Thats what he did. Every mmorning with his oatmeal he poured an ounce of gunpowder in the bowl with it. Sure enough he lived to be 93 years old and he left behind 7 kids, 10 grand kids, 14 great grand kids and a 15 foot hole in the crematorium wall.[:D]

I might not always tell you the truth, but I will never lie to you!
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