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What's the orneriest thing you did......
sarge_3ad
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When you were a kid?
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My brother was messing with me and wouldn't leave me alone in the back of my dads pickup on a trip one time and I took my hard plastic guitar and hit him as hard as I could right on the nose. He started bleeding all over the place and screamed like a girl and my mother opened the back sliding window and freaked out at all the blood. I was rather proud of myself until my mother got ahold of me.
One time he took all my GI Joes and buried them in my dads garden and I lost alot of them so I had to get revenge. I hate snakes by my brother REALLY hates snakes. So I went to school the next day and forced myself to grab one of the snakes that would always sun bath out back of school and brought it home. I told my brother I had a surprise in a paper lunch sack and opened it up and shoved it in his face when he went to look in. He screamed and started crying and hauled * to the bathroom and locked the door. There was a gap underneath the door so I took the snake by the tail and let it under the door. Haha it was so funny he was screaming and crying like a little girl standing on top of the toilet. Then my mother got ahold of me and beat me blue haha.
Hey he was 6 years older then me. There was other things but I can't think of them off the top of my head. I used to be a little poop when I was younger with lots of spirit.
I was a rebel I tell ya.
after a while my dad called. lunch time! oh boy! I jumped up and ran out of the room. that's as far as I got, cuz I had about 20 needles stuck in my feet.
Tore a bunch tags off at a mattress store.
I was a rebel I tell ya.
Ihope the mattress police didn't catch you.[:D]
If you can't feel the music; it's only pink noise!
And the list would be longer than anyone on this forum would ever read!
Never did anything my Parish Priest, Grandma or the Law wouldn't approve of.
I was a saint, I tell ya.
A friggin' saint.
Age 7 Flooded my Grandma's house working on her toilet. That was a double beating.. Grandma and parents.
Age 8 took the .22 automatic out of the gunrack with the neighbor boy and shot up at least 500 rds of ammo at junk cars. Was that fun. Dad beat me real good on that one. Never did find out what it cost to pay for all the cars we shot up. Neighbor kid had a bolt action. He couldn't shoot them as fast as I could.
Dad was painting the house white with pink trim & would not let me help
Mom & Dad were sleeping in late that Sunday morning, Myself I was up a 6am.
Myself, being a nice thoughtful kid had noticed that the "Red Painted" porches were always cooler on the bare feet during the hot summer.
So I took the "Pink Trim" paint and painted 2 of the neighbor's porches, to help them out, and keep their porches cooler.
Also one neighbor had a new 56 Pontiac Chieftain, I also thought I looked better with Pink stripes also.
Don't know what it cost the poor old dad, but I was never allowed around paint again.[:0][:0][:0]
When they returned back to their nests they went nuts.
mean thing to do but we thought they'd be appreciative![:o)]
Filled up pixie sticks with dirt, and sold them as new to the neighborhood. I had a bounty on my head.
LMAO
It has been a long time since I spit coffee while reading a forum. Thanks!
One thing I did which was just plain mean was to dump out all the drawers of the card catalog in the school library. It took them months to put them back in order. They weren't smart enough to make me do it for punishment.
Clouder..
Doug
...Of course wrapped loosely their frantic kicking and thrashing would always knock the wires off their toes...we would always "plug" and run to a "safe" distance, ahhh, the good times...[:D]
..Ag shop. Welded a whole bunch of wrenches to the welding tables.
..Brush killer in a sprayer on the school lawn. Some very creative writing.
..There are some that I can't/won't talk about.
lunch[:D]
... he never know who did it - fished around for the major clues
of our identities but never was able to figure it out!
... of course, we all enjoyed giving him a lot of bogus clues, too![}:)]
... better - more dramatic/immediately satisfying - was when we
clamped off his air hose to the shop compressor ... but that's
another (and more explosive) story![:D]
Wife does'nt know........YET
I just sent payment for a M-12 16 ga. solid rib. Does that count?
Wife does'nt know........YET
No but it is freaking cool~~~~
When I was way younger, the neighbor girl and I painted the car green with leftover paint.
quote:Originally posted by sothere
I just sent payment for a M-12 16 ga. solid rib. Does that count?
Wife does'nt know........YET
No but it is freaking cool~~~~
Ok,Ok even.I shot my sister alright,,,,,Happy now?[:(!][;)]
Glass marbles in the clothes dryer- First time I ever meet hell face to face when mom heard the noise[:D]
But I gotta tell this one[:D]. Got fired from a good job due to "personality conflict". Knew where my ex-supervisors 19 yo daughter worked. Made nice with her, took her to dinner and drinks, and was drinking coffee at his kitchen table 2 weeks later after a "wild night". The look on his face was priceless.[}:)]
in high school during lunch a kid that was a bully sat down across from me, he reached across the table and took my apple crisp with his hand. p'od i hit him in the head with what was left of the tray until it broke and stuck my fork in his forehead. right between his eyes. he never touched my food again.[:0]
You'd do just fine in a state prison. [:D]
Foam all over..
That was not the worst though - I guess the worst I did..
Well, I'm regretting I did it and not too proud of it neither.