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Mondya morning definitions for engineers

Wild TurkeyWild Turkey Member Posts: 2,425 ✭✭✭✭
edited August 2002 in General Discussion
Definitions Engineers Love to use...

1 kilogram of falling figs:
1 Fig Newton

10 rations:
1 decoration

100 rations:
1 C-ration

Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter:
Eskimo Pi

2000 pounds of Chinese soup:
Won ton

1000 cubic centimeters of wet socks:
1 literhosen

1 millionth of a mouthwash:
1 microscope

Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement:
1 bananosecond.

Weight an evangelist carries with God:
1 billigram

Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour:
Knot-furlong

1 millionth of a fish:
1 microfiche

16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone:
1 Rod Serling

Half of a large intestine:
1 semicolon

1000 aches:
1 kilohurtz

Basic unit of laryngitis:
1 hoarsepower

1 trillion pins:
1 terrapin

453.6 graham crackers:
1 pound cake

1 million microphones:
1 megaphone

1 million bicycles:
2 megacycles

2000 mockingbirds:
Two kilomockingbirds

10 cards:
1 decacards

Wild Turkey"if your only tool is a hammer, you tend to see every problem as a nail"
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