Welfare Office

outdoortexas

This may be an old one, but twas new to me and I thought worth sharing. [:D]


A guy walks into the local welfare office,
marches straight up to the counter and says,

"Hi! I hate drawing welfare.
I'd really rather have a job."


The clerk behind the welfare desk says,
"Your timing is excellent.

We just got a job opening from a very wealthy
old man who wants a chauffeur bodyguard for his
beautiful young daughter.

You'll have to drive around in his
Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your
clothes. Because of the long hours,
meals will be provided. You'll be expected to
escort her on her overseas holiday trips... You'll
have a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The
starting salary is $200,000 a year."



The guy says, "You're bs in' me!"

The welfare clerk says,

"Yeah, well, you started it."

outdoortexas

A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check. He marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job."

The social worker behind the counter said, "Your timing is excellent. WE just got a job opening from a very ...wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter You'll have to drive around in his 2008 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of your clothes.. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips.

This is rather awkward to say but you will also have to, as part of your job assignment, satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her mid-20's and has a rather strong sex drive. A two-bedroom loft type apartment with plasma TV, stereo, bar, etc. located above the garage will be designated for your sole use and the salary is $200,000 a year.."

The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, "You're kiddin' me!"
The social worker said, "Yeah, well, you started it."[:D]

outdoortexas

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Z5tqH7UrzOw

dcon12

Still funny.

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FrOg

[:D][:D] Lol, that's pretty good[:D]

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headzilla97

Ive never heard that one before'


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Contender Man

Good one, I needed a laugh[:D]

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Smokeeater 38

First time I've heard it good one. [:D] [:D] [:D] [:D] [:D]






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