4 Navy/Ex-Navy

22WRF

The old Chief finally retired from the Navy and got that chicken
ranch he always wanted. He took with him his lifelong pet parrot.
First morning at 04:30, the parrot squawked and said, "Off yer
hocks and don yer socks. Reveille"

The old chief told the parrot, "we are no longer in the Navy. Go
back to sleep." The next morning, the parrot did the same thing.
The old Chief told the parrot, "Look, if you keep this up, I will
put you out in the chicken pen."

Again the parrot did it, and true to his word, the Chief put the
parrot in the chicken pen. About 06:30, the Chief was awakened by
one heck of a ruckus in the chicken pen. He went out to see what
was the matter.

The parrot had about 40 white chickens in formation and on the
ground lay 3 bruised and beaten brown ones. The parrot was
saying, "By God, when I say fall out in dress whites, I don't mean
Khakis!"







The safest place to be in a hurricane is where forecasters say it will be in three days.

Mr.PissyPants

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"Dying ain't much of a living, boy."

0311marine

why did the grunt cross the road?













he dont know


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Smokeeater 38

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Get the job done and come home safe guys.

I rush in where others flee.