Crawlin' Home

RugerNiner

A man has been at a pub all night drinking. The bartender finally says that the bar is closed. So he stands up to leave and falls flat on his face.

He figures he'll crawl outside and get some fresh air and maybe that will sober him up. Once outside he stands up and falls flat on his face.

So he crawls home and at the door stands up and falls flat on his face.

He crawls through the door and up the stairs. when he reaches his bed he tries one more time to stand up. This time he falls right into bed and is sound asleep.

He awakens the next morning to his wife standing over him shouting at him. "So, you've been out drinking again!"

"How did you know?" he asks.

"The Pub called. you left your Wheelchair there again."

Remember...Terrorist are attacking Civilians; Not the Government. Protect Yourself!

Berettafan

It was either that or a OWI charge...

All it takes for evil to prevail is that good men do nothing.

For the first time a civilized nation has full gun registration; the streets are safer, the police are more effective, and the rest of the world will follow us into history--Hitler 1937

Nighthawk

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rugster


"Toujours Pret"

oldgunner

'Bout like the blonde who told her doctor she had something wrong, she could poke herself anywhere on her body and it hurt, no matter where she did it. Doc told her he could fix it, just had to get a cast on that broken finger.

There are no bad guns, only bad people.

drygulchdan

very funny[:D][:D][:D]

Smokeeater 38

Good one, I never saw that coming. [:D][:D][:D][:D]






Get the job done and come home safe guys.

I rush in where others flee.