old mare--joke

Berettafan

Two guys (John and Jim) were out deer hunting one season, but they were having terrible luck. They decided to drive out to another area of the region, and just ask a local farmer if they could use his property. They pull up to a farm, and John tells Jim to stay in the truck while he asks. The farmer didn't have any objections to their hunting on his property, but he did ask a favor of John. The farmer says, " I have this old mare out there, and she's been great over the year, but she's very old now, and I just don't have the heart to put her down myself. If you put her down, you can hunt here." John said that it would be hard, but he could do it. On the way back to the truck, John decided to play a joke on Jim. When he gets back to the truck, he says, "That rotten farmer said that there was no way in you-know-where that we could ever hunt this property! Just for that..." John then grabs his rifle out of the truck, aims at the mare, and BANG! All of the sudden John hears a couple more shots in quick succession, and looks over at Jim. Jim shouts, " I got two of his cows! Let's get out of here quick!"

All it takes for evil to prevail is that good men do nothing.

For the first time a civilized nation has full gun registration; the streets are safer, the police are more effective, and the rest of the world will follow us into history--Hitler 1937

maggiethecat

way too funny. guess he should have shared the info

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pickenup

[:D] [:D]

The gene pool needs chlorine.

drygulchdan

what we have here is a breakdown in communication!![:D][:D][:D]

Smokeeater 38

Well, it seemed like a good idea at the time. [:0]




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