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What to give Saddam on his birthday. now let's see

alledanalledan Member Posts: 19,541
edited April 2002 in General Discussion
Tikrit, Iraq-AP -- Iraqi singers are praising Saddam Hussein as the symbol of their "dignity and pride."

Saddam is 65 today. And the day is being marked with the annual displays of loyalty to the Iraqi leader.

Today's main festivities in his hometown of Tikrit featured school girls performing traditional Arab dances and waving Iraqi and Palestinian flags.

Official newspapers have published letters from well-wishers congratulating the president and renewing their allegiance to him. Television blares songs of praise.

Iraqi dissidents abroad denounce the birthday celebrations as a huge -- and hugely expensive -- charade. Government officials, however, argue Iraqis participate spontaneously by the thousands.



How about several canisters of our most expensive biological agent sprinkled very delicately and expertly around his habitats.

We don't want to over do it so the agent must be able to do it's job and die out within 24 hours-[heard about it on PBS]

Never ask why but only the value of.
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  • k.stanonikk.stanonik Member Posts: 2,109 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    How about a LAWS enema. Will definately flush out all the **** he is full of.

    Edited by - k.stanonik on 04/28/2002 11:43:38
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  • William81William81 Member Posts: 25,351 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    How about a smart bomb right into the middle of his Bithday cake...
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  • cowdoccowdoc Member Posts: 5,847 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    birthday present to saddam ??? hum how about a fifty cal bullet delivered at about 3000fps with happybirthday and a smiley face engraved on it between the eyes.
    doc


    I dont give my guns without somebody getting hurt!
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  • Josey1Josey1 Member Posts: 9,598 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    How about a 100 megaton enema?

    "If cowardly and dishonorable men sometimes shoot unarmed men with army pistols or guns, the evil must be prevented by the penitentiary and gallows, and not by a general deprivation of a constitutional privilege." - Arkansas Supreme Court, 1878
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  • The LawThe Law Member Posts: 2,287 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    How about we give him bullzeye as a present. Let him parachute in to iraq for Saddams birthday. We also have to stamp on him No! refunds/No! returns.

    "What we have here... is Failure to Communicate"
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  • k.stanonikk.stanonik Member Posts: 2,109 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    Sorry Law that wownt work, the boys antics will keep him amused and he will keep the boy for when he needs a laugh or work done on his AK, after all he needs someone in the know to fix it when it does break. WE want to catch him not assist him

    Edited by - k.stanonik on 04/28/2002 13:39:37
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  • njretcopnjretcop Member Posts: 7,975
    edited November -1
    Gee, he never signed up for the Gun Broker Birthday Club.

    If there is anyone else that would like to do so, please send the month and day only of your birth to the email address below.

    We welcome all the new members of the board to do so.

    -Charlie

    "It's the stuff dreams are made of Angel"NRA Certified Firearms InstructorMember: GOA, RKBA, NJSPBA, NJ area rep for the 2ndAMPD. njretcop@copmail.com
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  • SCREWEDUPSCREWEDUP Member Posts: 60 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    A NICE NEUTRON BOMB. U KNOW NO MUSS NO FUSS. HE ALWAYS WANTED NUKES I SAY WE GIVE IT TO HIM.
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