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Things to do in the public bathroom stall...
Bubba Jr.
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Got this in an email from my daughter. [:D]
1. Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"
2. Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that."
3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a * function noise.
4. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."
5. Drop a marble and say, "oh shoot!! My glass eye!!"
6. Say "Darn, this water is cold."
7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place six to eight feet. Sigh relaxingly.
8. Say, "Now how did that get there?"
9. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."
10. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy!!"
11. Say, "Interesting....more sinkers than floaters.
12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop it under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?"
13. Say. "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!!"
14. Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot"
15. Say, "Darn, I Knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?"
16. Play a well known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks.
17. Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down your "Cross-Dressers Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visible to the adjacent stall.
18. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!"
19. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing "Born Free"
20. When you're in a bathroom stall take a Snickers candy bar with you and when someone is next to you, squish it in your hand and reach under the stall wall and say "You got any more toilet paper over there, This side's completely out."
1. Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"
2. Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that."
3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a * function noise.
4. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."
5. Drop a marble and say, "oh shoot!! My glass eye!!"
6. Say "Darn, this water is cold."
7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place six to eight feet. Sigh relaxingly.
8. Say, "Now how did that get there?"
9. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."
10. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy!!"
11. Say, "Interesting....more sinkers than floaters.
12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop it under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?"
13. Say. "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!!"
14. Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot"
15. Say, "Darn, I Knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?"
16. Play a well known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks.
17. Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down your "Cross-Dressers Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visible to the adjacent stall.
18. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!"
19. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing "Born Free"
20. When you're in a bathroom stall take a Snickers candy bar with you and when someone is next to you, squish it in your hand and reach under the stall wall and say "You got any more toilet paper over there, This side's completely out."
Comments
This one will get your * kicked!
quote:18. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!"
This one will get your * kicked!
My stall yes, your stall, NO. Don
Got this in an email from my daughter. [:D]
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19. Drop a 44-H bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing "Born Free"
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Edited in Honor of Locust Fork [:D]
Yeah Deep too
Woodrow[:o)]
I let loose a rather loud rumbling fart in a store men's room. Some fella in one of the stalls called out "Who fired that shot". Without thinking I replied "Some azzhole behind me".
22. Oh please Lord! Please, please help me!
(Had occassion to utter both!)[V]
A few years ago I was hauling a jeep I'd sold to a town about three hours away. After offloading, I grabbed some Waffle House food and a few cups of coffee and hit the interstate burning fuel, tires, and cigarettes. About 40 miles later, I needed a bathroom. BAD!! After clenching through the cringing snit pains forever (bout 5 miles) I hit a state rest stop. It was crowded, I hustled into the men's room with my feet about three steps ahead of the rest of me, unbuckling as I trotted, found a seat and let go. It sounded like someone dumping a bushel of strawberries into a water tub. The whole crowded bathroom went silent. Sitting in that stall listening to all those people listening for the next explosion was uncomfortable, so I said "I'd like to take this moment as an opportunity to thank you all for paying your taxes and keeping this place open" people started giggling and some old guy about three stalls down got a case of the laughing farts. It was a good day. [^]
Quick story:
A few years ago I was hauling a jeep I'd sold to a town about three hours away. After offloading, I grabbed some Waffle House food and a few cups of coffee and hit the interstate burning fuel, tires, and cigarettes. About 40 miles later, I needed a bathroom. BAD!! After clenching through the cringing snit pains forever (bout 5 miles) I hit a state rest stop. It was crowded, I hustled into the men's room with my feet about three steps ahead of the rest of me, unbuckling as I trotted, found a seat and let go. It sounded like someone dumping a bushel of strawberries into a water tub. The whole crowded bathroom went silent. Sitting in that stall listening to all those people listening for the next explosion was uncomfortable, so I said "I'd like to take this moment as an opportunity to thank you all for paying your taxes and keeping this place open" people started giggling and some old guy about three stalls down got a case of the laughing farts. It was a good day. [^]
Sitting in an empty building with a case of the giggles makes me feel a little weird.....but you started it. Egads, that was funny.[:D]
dammmm "rest stop lizards"
sometimes for the s&g's of it, when someone lets go of a "loud one" I'll say "is that you jim"
quote:Originally posted by rscoleman88
Quick story:
A few years ago I was hauling a jeep I'd sold to a town about three hours away. After offloading, I grabbed some Waffle House food and a few cups of coffee and hit the interstate burning fuel, tires, and cigarettes. About 40 miles later, I needed a bathroom. BAD!! After clenching through the cringing snit pains forever (bout 5 miles) I hit a state rest stop. It was crowded, I hustled into the men's room with my feet about three steps ahead of the rest of me, unbuckling as I trotted, found a seat and let go. It sounded like someone dumping a bushel of strawberries into a water tub. The whole crowded bathroom went silent. Sitting in that stall listening to all those people listening for the next explosion was uncomfortable, so I said "I'd like to take this moment as an opportunity to thank you all for paying your taxes and keeping this place open" people started giggling and some old guy about three stalls down got a case of the laughing farts. It was a good day. [^]
Sitting in an empty building with a case of the giggles makes me feel a little weird.....but you started it. Egads, that was funny.[:D]
I tells it like it happened![:D]