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Things to do in the public bathroom stall...

Bubba Jr.Bubba Jr. Member Posts: 8,303 ✭✭✭✭
edited March 2013 in General Discussion
Got this in an email from my daughter. [:D]

1. Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"

2. Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that."

3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a * function noise.

4. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."

5. Drop a marble and say, "oh shoot!! My glass eye!!"

6. Say "Darn, this water is cold."

7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place six to eight feet. Sigh relaxingly.

8. Say, "Now how did that get there?"

9. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."

10. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy!!"

11. Say, "Interesting....more sinkers than floaters.

12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop it under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?"

13. Say. "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!!"

14. Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot"

15. Say, "Darn, I Knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?"

16. Play a well known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks.

17. Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down your "Cross-Dressers Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visible to the adjacent stall.

18. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!"

19. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing "Born Free"

20. When you're in a bathroom stall take a Snickers candy bar with you and when someone is next to you, squish it in your hand and reach under the stall wall and say "You got any more toilet paper over there, This side's completely out."

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  • MikeBMikeB Member Posts: 827 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
  • Big Sky RedneckBig Sky Redneck Member Posts: 19,752 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:18. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!"

    This one will get your * kicked!
  • dcon12dcon12 Member Posts: 32,031 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by Big Sky Redneck
    quote:18. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!"

    This one will get your * kicked!


    My stall yes, your stall, NO. Don
  • jimdeerejimdeere Member, Moderator Posts: 26,244 ******
    edited November -1
    As I get older, I realize a new meaning for "stall".[xx(]
  • catgunguycatgunguy Member Posts: 6,089
    edited November -1
    [:D][:D][:D][:D]
  • bob 5150bob 5150 Member Posts: 200 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Thats funny[:D]
  • Horse Plains DrifterHorse Plains Drifter Forums Admins, Member, Moderator Posts: 40,188 ***** Forums Admin
    edited November -1
    Some good onesw there!![:D][:D]
  • ChrisInTempeChrisInTempe Member Posts: 15,562
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by Bubba Jr.
    Got this in an email from my daughter. [:D]

    ...

    19. Drop a 44-H bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing "Born Free"

    ...


    Edited in Honor of Locust Fork [:D]
  • TooBigTooBig Member Posts: 28,559 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Let them Puppies Free and show them to Me comes to mind[}:)]
  • woodshed87woodshed87 Member Posts: 23,478 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Done #6 And got the Reply
    Yeah Deep too
    Woodrow[:o)]
  • asphalt cowboyasphalt cowboy Member Posts: 8,904 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    #3
    I let loose a rather loud rumbling fart in a store men's room. Some fella in one of the stalls called out "Who fired that shot". Without thinking I replied "Some azzhole behind me".
  • sgm hagsgm hag Member Posts: 1,028 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    21. Oh my God! Where's my camera?
    22. Oh please Lord! Please, please help me!

    (Had occassion to utter both!)[V]
  • rscoleman88rscoleman88 Member Posts: 4,250
    edited November -1
    Quick story:

    A few years ago I was hauling a jeep I'd sold to a town about three hours away. After offloading, I grabbed some Waffle House food and a few cups of coffee and hit the interstate burning fuel, tires, and cigarettes. About 40 miles later, I needed a bathroom. BAD!! After clenching through the cringing snit pains forever (bout 5 miles) I hit a state rest stop. It was crowded, I hustled into the men's room with my feet about three steps ahead of the rest of me, unbuckling as I trotted, found a seat and let go. It sounded like someone dumping a bushel of strawberries into a water tub. The whole crowded bathroom went silent. Sitting in that stall listening to all those people listening for the next explosion was uncomfortable, so I said "I'd like to take this moment as an opportunity to thank you all for paying your taxes and keeping this place open" people started giggling and some old guy about three stalls down got a case of the laughing farts. It was a good day. [^]
  • susiesusie Member Posts: 7,642 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by rscoleman88
    Quick story:

    A few years ago I was hauling a jeep I'd sold to a town about three hours away. After offloading, I grabbed some Waffle House food and a few cups of coffee and hit the interstate burning fuel, tires, and cigarettes. About 40 miles later, I needed a bathroom. BAD!! After clenching through the cringing snit pains forever (bout 5 miles) I hit a state rest stop. It was crowded, I hustled into the men's room with my feet about three steps ahead of the rest of me, unbuckling as I trotted, found a seat and let go. It sounded like someone dumping a bushel of strawberries into a water tub. The whole crowded bathroom went silent. Sitting in that stall listening to all those people listening for the next explosion was uncomfortable, so I said "I'd like to take this moment as an opportunity to thank you all for paying your taxes and keeping this place open" people started giggling and some old guy about three stalls down got a case of the laughing farts. It was a good day. [^]


    Sitting in an empty building with a case of the giggles makes me feel a little weird.....but you started it. Egads, that was funny.[:D]
  • rambo rebelrambo rebel Member Posts: 4,028
    edited November -1
    a guy in the stall next to me started doing "funny things" so I took a 38 round out of the derringer I had on me and dropped it on the floor where he would see it and I never saw(actually heard) someone move so fast. I bet his pants were still undone when he hit the exit door. nearly laughed till I cried.[:D]

    dammmm "rest stop lizards"

    sometimes for the s&g's of it, when someone lets go of a "loud one" I'll say "is that you jim"
  • rscoleman88rscoleman88 Member Posts: 4,250
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by susie
    quote:Originally posted by rscoleman88
    Quick story:

    A few years ago I was hauling a jeep I'd sold to a town about three hours away. After offloading, I grabbed some Waffle House food and a few cups of coffee and hit the interstate burning fuel, tires, and cigarettes. About 40 miles later, I needed a bathroom. BAD!! After clenching through the cringing snit pains forever (bout 5 miles) I hit a state rest stop. It was crowded, I hustled into the men's room with my feet about three steps ahead of the rest of me, unbuckling as I trotted, found a seat and let go. It sounded like someone dumping a bushel of strawberries into a water tub. The whole crowded bathroom went silent. Sitting in that stall listening to all those people listening for the next explosion was uncomfortable, so I said "I'd like to take this moment as an opportunity to thank you all for paying your taxes and keeping this place open" people started giggling and some old guy about three stalls down got a case of the laughing farts. It was a good day. [^]




    Sitting in an empty building with a case of the giggles makes me feel a little weird.....but you started it. Egads, that was funny.[:D]


    I tells it like it happened![:D]
  • Queen of SwordsQueen of Swords Member Posts: 14,355
    edited November -1
    Yes. I L-edOL...[:D]
  • allen griggsallen griggs Member Posts: 35,669 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Say to the guy in the next stall "Hey, sailor. New in town? Wanna have some fun."
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