A joke about H-E-double hockey sticks

idsman75

A man was condemned to Hades and Satan was giving him a tour of Dante's Nine Levels of Hell. Satan liked the man so he told him that he could the level in which he would spend eternity. Each level contained excruciating forms of torture and discomfort and the man was beginning to lose hope. Then they arrived at a level where everyone was standing around knee-deep in dung drinking coffee. The man smiled and thought that this was the lesser of the 9 evils so he told Satan that this would be good enough. The man entered the level and got in line for a cup of coffee thinking that, over a period of eternity, he would be able to get used to the stench. Suddenly Satan stuck his head in the door and said, "Okay, coffee break is over." An unseen force then picked everyone up in the air and immersed them head-first upside-down in the dung.

thesoundguy1

Here's one I hope you'll like.
One day Bill Gates dies.He goes straight to h*ll,where the devil meets him personally.Satan,being impressed with Mr Gates business prowess,tells Bill "I'm such a fan of yours,I'll let you choose what room in h*ll you can spend an eternity!"
Satan then procedes to give Bill Gates a personal tour of the firey
here-after.Bill saw many rooms filled with awful,toturous,things.
Suddenly they came upon a room that was a bright,sunny beach filled with beatiful women,and servers serving lush,fruity tropical drinks,and quickly Bill said "Here! I wanna stay here!""O.K."said Satan,and he left him there.
After six months,Satan decided to check on Bill and see how he was doing.
Upon arriving at the room Satan left him,Bill Gates was strung upside-down,with one demon poking him with a hot poker,and another one beating him with a whip.
"Satan",he screamed"what happened to the beautiful,sunny beach,beautiful women,and the tropical drinks?"
"That?" Satan replied."Oh...that was just the demo!"

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