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A little Army Humor
22WRF
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"Well," snarled the tough old sergeant to the bewildered private. "I suppose
after you get discharged from the Army, you'll just be waitin for me to die
so you can come and spit on my grave."
"Not me, Sarge!" the private replied. "Once I get out of the Army, I'm never
going to stand in line again!"
I Refuse to be a VictimGrumpy old man
Life, Liberty, and Pursuit of All Those that Threaten it
after you get discharged from the Army, you'll just be waitin for me to die
so you can come and spit on my grave."
"Not me, Sarge!" the private replied. "Once I get out of the Army, I'm never
going to stand in line again!"
I Refuse to be a VictimGrumpy old man
Life, Liberty, and Pursuit of All Those that Threaten it
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"Well," he said, "it's three weeks long."
"What else," I asked.
"The first week they separate the men from the boys," he said.
"The second week, they separate the men from the fools."
"And the third week?" I asked.
"The third week, the fools jump."
Live for Peace, prepare for War
Three men were standing at the Pearly Gates and Saint Peter was waiting for them. Saint Peter asked the first man what he did in life to deserve eternal happiness. The man replied, "I was a police officer. I laid my life on the line every night in order to protect and serve my community." Saint Peter said, "Welcome to eternal bliss."
Then Saint Peter asked the second man the same question and the second man replied, "I was a firefighter. I entered burning buildings at risk of my own life in order that others might live." Saint Peter also granted him entrance to eternal bliss."
The third man approached Saint Peter and was asked the same question. The third man replied, "I was a Military Policeman in the United States Army. I have been deployed all over the world on peacekeeping and humanitarian missions and have also risked my own well-being to Assist, Protect, and Defend." Saint Peter's eyes lit up and he asked, "What did you say you were?" The man replied, "A Military Policeman in the United States Army." Saint Peter smiled and said, "Hey, can you guard this gate for a minute? I need to go take a...."
Assist Protect Defend
SSG idsman75, U.S. ARMY
Ever look on heaven's scenes;
They will find the streets are guarded by
UNITED STATES MARINES.
Quod principi placuit legis habet vigorem.Semper Fidelis
Respect those who protect us now just as you would those who died for us in the past.
http://www.pennswoods.net/~redneck1314/usmc.mp3
After they are finished the Marine goes to the sink and begins washing his hands.
The Army sergeant walks to the sink, looks at himself in the mirror grins to make sure he doesn't have anything stuck to his teeth and heads for the door.
The Marine looks at the Army sergeant kind of puzzled and asks,"Don't they teach you guys to wash your hands after you use the bathroom"?
The Army sergeant turns and laughs and replies,"Nope, they teach us not to piss on our fingers".
When Clinton left office they gave him a 21 gun salute. Its a damn shame they all missed....