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Biker Joke
4GodandCountry
Member Posts: 3,968
A Harley rider is passing the zoo, when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents. The biker jumps off his bike, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly.
A New York Times reporter has watched the whole event. The reporter says, "Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I saw a man do in my whole life." The biker replies, "Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger, and acted as I felt right." The reporter says, "Well, I'm a journalist from the New York Times, and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front page... So, what do you do for a living and what political affiliation do you have?" The biker replies, "I'm a U.S. Marine and a Republican."
The following morning the biker buys The New York Times to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on front page:
U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH
Ain't it the truth?
Tom[:D][:D]
A New York Times reporter has watched the whole event. The reporter says, "Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I saw a man do in my whole life." The biker replies, "Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger, and acted as I felt right." The reporter says, "Well, I'm a journalist from the New York Times, and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front page... So, what do you do for a living and what political affiliation do you have?" The biker replies, "I'm a U.S. Marine and a Republican."
The following morning the biker buys The New York Times to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on front page:
U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH
Ain't it the truth?
Tom[:D][:D]
Comments
> > the bar and ordered a drink. The man looked around and saw three men
> sitting
> >
> > at a corner table.
> >
> > He got up, staggered to the table, leaned over, looked the
> > biggest one in the face and said, "I went by your grandma's house and I
> saw
> > her in the hallway, buck naked. Man, she is fine!"
> >
> > The biker looked at him and didn't say a word. His buddies were
> > confused, because he was a bad *, and would fight at he drop of a
> > hat.
> >
> > The drunk leaned on the table again and said, "I got it on with
> > your grandma and she's good, the best I ever had!"
> > The biker still said nothing. His buddies were starting to get
> > mad.
> >
> > The drunk leaned on the table again and said, "I'll tell you
> > something else boy, your grandma liked it!"
> >
> > The biker stood up, took the drunk by the shoulder and said,
> > "Damn it, you're drunk, go home grandpa!"
> >
When Clinton left office they gave him a 21 gun salute. Its a damn shame they all missed....