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Ask for the Union label

JBBooksJBBooks Member Posts: 103 ✭✭
edited June 2002 in General Discussion
A dedicated Teamsters union worker was attending a
convention in Las Vegas and, as you would expect,
decided to check out the local brothels nearby.

When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, "Is
this a union house?" "No," she replied, "I'm sorry, it
isn't." "Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the
girls get?" "The house gets $80 and the girls get
$20."

Mightily offended at such unfair dealings, the man
stomped off down the street in search of a more
equitable, hopefully unionized shop. His search
continued until finally he reached a brothel where the
Madam responded, "Why yes sir, this IS a Union House."
The man asked, "And if I pay you $100, what cut do
the girls get?" "The girls get $80 and the house gets
$20." "That's more like it!!!" the teamster said.

He handed the Madam $100, looked around the room and
pointed to a stunningly attractive blonde. "I'd like
her for the night."

"I'm sure you would, sir," said the Madam, then
gesturing to an 85 year old woman in the corner, "but
Ethel has seniority..."

JBB


I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted, and I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other people and I require the same from them.

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