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Blonde with a gun

alledanalledan Member Posts: 19,541
edited May 2002 in General Discussion
A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her.

She goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and sure enough, she opens the door and finds him in the arms of a redhead.

Well, now she's angry!

She opens her purse to take out the gun but as she does so, she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and points to her head.

The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don't do it!!"

"Shut up," she says, "You're next."
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  • muleymuley Member Posts: 1,583 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    AHHH...more information to send to my dumb, blonde sister-in-law. I'll tell her I got it out of the newspaper. She'll believe it.
    Thanks.

    **I love the smell of Hoppes #9 in the morning**
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  • n/an/a Member Posts: 168,427 ✭
    edited November -1
    Hmmmm,
    I happen to be blonde.

    And now for the zinger:
    I wouldnt waster a bullet on a man. *EG* (evil grin)
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  • SixStringerSixStringer Member Posts: 131 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Only a blond would first use the symbol EG and then explain what it means. Why not just say evil grin? You didn't save yourself any time :P
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  • n/an/a Member Posts: 168,427 ✭
    edited November -1
    I explained what it meant as most are not familiar with chat lingo.


    Blonde and loving it.. albeit it bottle blonde
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  • 4GodandCountry4GodandCountry Member Posts: 3,968
    edited November -1
    Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes twinkle?
    A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.

    Q: What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?
    A: They're both empty from the neck up.

    Q: How do you get a blond out of a tree?
    A: Wave

    Q: What do you call a zit on a blonde's butt?
    A: A brain tumor.

    Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?
    A: Because it kept falling out.

    Q: What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios?
    A: "Oh look! Donut seeds!"

    Q: Did you hear about the blonde coyote?
    A: Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck.

    Q: Did you hear about the blonde couple that were found frozen to death in their car at a drive-in movie theater?
    A: They went to see "Closed for the Winter".





    When Clinton left office they gave him a 21 gun salute. Its a damn shame they all missed....
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  • n/an/a Member Posts: 168,427 ✭
    edited November -1
    Always did appreciate a man with a sense of humor...




    "Wonders where she can find one?" *LOL


    Edited by - BlackRoses on 05/22/2002 14:46:48
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  • 4GodandCountry4GodandCountry Member Posts: 3,968
    edited November -1
    Thanks rose, I thought you would appreciate those.lol

    When Clinton left office they gave him a 21 gun salute. Its a damn shame they all missed....
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