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Cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey

pickenuppickenup Member Posts: 22,844 ✭✭✭✭
edited July 2002 in General Discussion
In the heyday of sailing ships, all war ships and many freighters carried iron cannons. Those cannon fired round iron cannon balls. It was necessary to keep a good supply near the cannon, but prevent them from rolling about the deck. The best storage method devised was a square based pyramid with one ball on top, resting on four resting on nine, which rested on sixteen.

Thus, a supply of thirty cannon balls could be stacked in a small area right next to the cannon. There was only one problem - how to prevent the bottom layer from sliding/rolling from under the others? The solution was a metal plate called a, "Monkey," with sixteen round indentations. If this plate was made of iron, the iron balls would quickly rust to it. The solution to the rusting problem was to make, "Brass Monkeys." Few landlubbers realize that brass contracts much more and much faster than iron when chilled. Consequently, when the temperature dropped too far, the brass indentations would shrink so much that the cannon balls would roll right off the monkey.

Thus, it was quite literally, "Cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey!"

(And all this time, you have had dirty thoughts, haven't you?)

If I knew then, what I know now.

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  • RugerNinerRugerNiner Member Posts: 12,636 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Now explain about the Witch and Brass Bra.

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  • will270winwill270win Member Posts: 4,845
    edited November -1
    And that well diggers butt while yer at it.


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  • 4GodandCountry4GodandCountry Member Posts: 3,968
    edited November -1
    How bout the old saying, "Hungrier than a two peckerd goat on a tin can diet".


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