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Just for Kicks?

pickenuppickenup Member Posts: 22,844 ✭✭✭✭
edited August 2002 in General Discussion
A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores. "Not yet," said the little boy. His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores.Well, he's a little pissed, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig.He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal. "How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don"t I have any milk in my cereal?" he asks. "Well," his mother says, " I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either. I saw you kick the cow, so for a week you aren't getting any milk."Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat half way across the kitchen.The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says, "Are you going to tell him, or should I ?"



If I knew then, what I know now.
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