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A Clinton joke

salzosalzo Member Posts: 6,396 ✭✭
edited July 2002 in General Discussion
Shortly after President Bush took office, an old man approached the White House from the park across Pennsylvania Ave where he'd been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the U. S. Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to go in and meet with President Clinton." The marine looked at the man and said, "Sir, Mr. Clinton is no longer president and no longer resides here." The old man said, "Okay," and walked away. The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with President Clinton." The marine again told the man, "Sir, Mr. Clinton is no longer president and no longer resides here." The man thanked him and, again, just walked away. The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very same U. S. Marine, saying, "I would like to go in and meet with President Clinton." The marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mr. Clinton; I've told you already that Mr. Clinton is no longer the president and no longer resides here. Don't you understand?" The old man looked at the Marine and said, "Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it." The Marine snapped to attention, saluted and said, "See you tomorrow."


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Comments

  • salzosalzo Member Posts: 6,396 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    Clinton dies and goes to hell, and the devil informs him that there is not enough room in hell, so one person has to leave to make room for Slick.
    The devil informs slick that he will take him to various rooms, and he can choose which punishment he wants for eternity.
    The devil shows him the first room, and in that room Ted Kennedy is in an automobile, being continually dunked under water.
    "Oh no, I hate the water. Lets see the next room."
    The next room was occupied by Newt Gingrich who was pounding rocks with a sledge hammer.
    "Oh no, I detest manual labor."
    The Devil took slick to the next room, and in that room was Monica Lewinsky, who was doing what she was famous for to Jesse Jackson.
    "Oh yeah. Now this is good. Ill take this room."
    The devil said as you wish, and then said "Monica, you can leave now."

    "The powers delegated by the proposed constitution to the federal governmentare few and defined, and will be exercised principally on external objects, as war, peace negotiation, and foreign commerce"
    -James Madison
  • poolshotpoolshot Member Posts: 548 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Slick and Jesse,now thats a pair from HELL.
    But they should do well together.They both suck.
  • TexasVetTexasVet Member Posts: 2,847 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    That's a good one.
  • IconoclastIconoclast Member Posts: 10,515 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    They've already been practicing figuratively if not literally.
  • airborneairborne Member Posts: 1,728 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Definitely one of the best Clinton jokes.

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  • NighthawkNighthawk Member Posts: 12,022 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Thanks for the laugh!

    Rugster
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