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Can't help myself had to post this lol
Harleeman1030
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All The Wisdom Of Youth....
HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?
You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
--Alan, age 10 (OBVIOUSLY, ALAN FORGOT TO MENTION THE BEER HERE! LOL)
No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry.
God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with.
--Kirsten, age 10 (HE HAS A SENSE OF HUMOR AT TIMES TOO!)
WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
--Camille, age 10 ( AT LEAST ONE THINKS SO! THEN REALITY RAISES IT'S UGLY HEAD! LOL)
No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married.
--Freddie, age 6 (EVEN AT AGE 6 ~ WISDOM KNOWS NO BOUNDS! GO FREDDIE, GO! LOL)
HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
--Derrick, age 8 (THAT'S A DEAD GIVE-A-WAY AIN'T IT? LOL)
WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
Both don't want any more kids.
--Lori, age 8 ( VERY PERCEPTIVE LORI! )
WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
--Lynnette, age 8 ( EDUCATION ESCAPES THOSE WHO ARE NOT OF A MIND TO LISTEN! LOL )
On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
--Martin, age 10 ( JUST ASK PINNOCHIO HOW WELL IT WORKED FOR HIM! LOL
)
WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A DATE IF IT WERE GOING BAD.
I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the
newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
--Craig, age 9 ( SERIOUS ISSUES AND A LIFETIME OF THERAPY LOOM ON THE HORIZON. LOL )
WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
When they're rich.
--Pam, age 7 ( FUTURE CENTERFOLD FOR PLAYBOY OR HUSTLER MAGAZINE, HERE! LOL )
The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.
--Curt, age 7 ( POSSIBLY A CAREER IN CORRECTIONS AWAITS YOUNG
SKYWALKER! LOL )
The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
--Howard, age 8 ( OBVIOUSLY NOT MR. AND MRS. STERN'S LITTLE BOY! LOL )
IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you one thing. I'm never going to have sex with my wife. I don't want to be all grossed out.
Theodore, age 8 ( RELAX TEDDY, THIS TOO SHALL PASS! LOL )
It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.
--Anita, age 9 ( ALL HAIL "ANITA, THE WISE"! LOL)
HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET
MARRIED?
There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
--Kelvin, age 8 ( WELL, YOU DIDN'T FALL ASLEEP IN SEX EDUCATION CLASS, WE SEE. LOL)
HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks like a truck.
--Ricky, age 10 ( JUST MAKE SURE IT'S A REALLY NICE TRUCK! YOU
STUDMUFFIN. LOL)
Harleeman1030@aol.com
HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?
You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
--Alan, age 10 (OBVIOUSLY, ALAN FORGOT TO MENTION THE BEER HERE! LOL)
No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry.
God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with.
--Kirsten, age 10 (HE HAS A SENSE OF HUMOR AT TIMES TOO!)
WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
--Camille, age 10 ( AT LEAST ONE THINKS SO! THEN REALITY RAISES IT'S UGLY HEAD! LOL)
No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married.
--Freddie, age 6 (EVEN AT AGE 6 ~ WISDOM KNOWS NO BOUNDS! GO FREDDIE, GO! LOL)
HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
--Derrick, age 8 (THAT'S A DEAD GIVE-A-WAY AIN'T IT? LOL)
WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
Both don't want any more kids.
--Lori, age 8 ( VERY PERCEPTIVE LORI! )
WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
--Lynnette, age 8 ( EDUCATION ESCAPES THOSE WHO ARE NOT OF A MIND TO LISTEN! LOL )
On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
--Martin, age 10 ( JUST ASK PINNOCHIO HOW WELL IT WORKED FOR HIM! LOL
)
WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A DATE IF IT WERE GOING BAD.
I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the
newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
--Craig, age 9 ( SERIOUS ISSUES AND A LIFETIME OF THERAPY LOOM ON THE HORIZON. LOL )
WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
When they're rich.
--Pam, age 7 ( FUTURE CENTERFOLD FOR PLAYBOY OR HUSTLER MAGAZINE, HERE! LOL )
The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.
--Curt, age 7 ( POSSIBLY A CAREER IN CORRECTIONS AWAITS YOUNG
SKYWALKER! LOL )
The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
--Howard, age 8 ( OBVIOUSLY NOT MR. AND MRS. STERN'S LITTLE BOY! LOL )
IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you one thing. I'm never going to have sex with my wife. I don't want to be all grossed out.
Theodore, age 8 ( RELAX TEDDY, THIS TOO SHALL PASS! LOL )
It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.
--Anita, age 9 ( ALL HAIL "ANITA, THE WISE"! LOL)
HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET
MARRIED?
There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
--Kelvin, age 8 ( WELL, YOU DIDN'T FALL ASLEEP IN SEX EDUCATION CLASS, WE SEE. LOL)
HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks like a truck.
--Ricky, age 10 ( JUST MAKE SURE IT'S A REALLY NICE TRUCK! YOU
STUDMUFFIN. LOL)
Harleeman1030@aol.com
Comments
I love the boy who didn't want to be all grossed out. Precious. Man, will he make a 180.
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Edited by - Rugster on 08/12/2002 09:55:46