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September 11, 2035
DancesWithSheep
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Newspaper headlines...
Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions
in the seventh largest country in the world, California.
White minorities still trying to have English
recognized as California's third language.
Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United
States crops & livestock.
Baby conceived naturally.... Scientists stumped.
Authentic year 2000 "chad" sells at Sotheby's for
$4.6 million.
Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the
American Territory of the Middle East (formerly known as Iran,
Afghanistan, Syria,and Lebanon.)
Iraq still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least ten
more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.
Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported
legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.
George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.
35 year study: diet and exercise is the key to weight loss.
Texas executes last remaining citizen.
Upcoming NFL draft likely to focus on the use of mutants.
Average height of NBA players now is nine feet, seven inches.
Microsoft announces it has perfected its newest version of
Windows so it crashes BEFORE installation is completed.
New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screw-drivers and
baseball bats must be registered by January 2036.
Why does man kill? He kills for food. But not only for food; frequently, he must have a beverage.
Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions
in the seventh largest country in the world, California.
White minorities still trying to have English
recognized as California's third language.
Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United
States crops & livestock.
Baby conceived naturally.... Scientists stumped.
Authentic year 2000 "chad" sells at Sotheby's for
$4.6 million.
Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the
American Territory of the Middle East (formerly known as Iran,
Afghanistan, Syria,and Lebanon.)
Iraq still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least ten
more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.
Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported
legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.
George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.
35 year study: diet and exercise is the key to weight loss.
Texas executes last remaining citizen.
Upcoming NFL draft likely to focus on the use of mutants.
Average height of NBA players now is nine feet, seven inches.
Microsoft announces it has perfected its newest version of
Windows so it crashes BEFORE installation is completed.
New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screw-drivers and
baseball bats must be registered by January 2036.
Why does man kill? He kills for food. But not only for food; frequently, he must have a beverage.
Comments
michelle the Khan-singlehandedly overthrew lower Mongolia in 1169 AD
Gun Control Disarms Victims, NOT Criminals
Commit murder in Texas - get convicted - and get the easy way out, a needle!
I think the criminal should be executed the same way he killed his victim; if he did it with an axe -- then he's executed with an axe.
(Except with a dull blade so it take several tries!).
Welcome Aboard !
one day a father and son were walking by a memorial in N.Y and the son asks the dad "whats this here for" and the father goes "oh well about 10 years ago some afganistans flew some planes into the world trade center buildings and they ended up falling down and 3000 people lost there lives" then the son said "whats an afginistan"
well i dont really know why it reminded me and you have prolly already heard it but i figured i would post it anyway.
Gun control is being able to hit your target...Enemy Down