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T-shirt messages

22WRF22WRF Member Posts: 3,385
edited June 2002 in General Discussion
I don't suffer from insanity; I'm enjoying every minute of it.

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

Don't take life too seriously; you won't get out alive.

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

I'm not a complete idiot; some parts are missing.

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

God must love stupid people; He made so many of them.

The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

It IS as BAD as you think and they ARE out to get you.

I took an IQ test and the results came back negative.

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

Ever stop to think and forget to start again?

"That's It! I'm Calling Nana!" (seen on a four year old)

"Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew Up"

"Procrastinate Now"

"Rehab Is for Quitters"

"My Dog Can Lick Anyone"

"I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts - Do You Want Fries With That?"

"Party - My Crib - Two A.M." (On a baby-size shirt)

"FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION. It comes bundled with the software."

"I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN AND I'VE GOT A GUN"

"DISCOURAGE INBREEDING - Ban Country Music"

"They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken"

"Time is fun when you're having flies"...Kermit the Frog

"HAM AND EGGS - A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment
for a pig."

"WELCOME TO KENTUCKY - Set your watch back 20 years."

"My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought
he was God and I didn't!"

"The trouble with life is there's no background music."

"The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson."

"NyQuil - The stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine."



I Refuse to be a VictimGrumpy old man
Why work? The goverment takes your money and gives it to people who don't!!!

Comments

  • ghost614ghost614 Member Posts: 129 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    where can i get shirts with this stuff on it?
  • William81William81 Member Posts: 25,507 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    My son has a shirt that says:

    Don't let your mind wander, it is too small to go out by itself

    Guns only have two enemies: Rust and Liberals....
  • MercuryMercury Member Posts: 7,842 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I have one that says "Some people are alive simply because it is illegal to kill them"

    Merc



    NO! You may not have my guns! Now go crawl back into your hole!

    ****************************************

    "Tolerating things you may not necessarily like is part of being free" - Larry Flynt
  • n/an/a Member Posts: 168,427
    edited November -1
    I have 3 that are real beauts..

    *-- babe in total control of herself

    Men should be more like Toilet Tissue
    Soft, Strong and Disposable

    And the third.. in minicule printin right in the middle of the shirt..
    Nosy little f*****..arent you?

    And yes.. I wear them.. *LOL..



    One woman's opinion
  • squeakycsqueakyc Member Posts: 204 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Good stuff, I have seen some of them in my travels. My kids bought me a t-shirt that read;

    "IT'S NOT A BEER BELLY, IT'S A ROOF FOR HIS TOOL SHED"

    I guess they are trying to tell me something.
  • IconoclastIconoclast Member Posts: 10,515 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    My favorite, over a standard MacroCrap error msg screen shot:
    "Bang head against keyboard to continue."

    #2: "Why do they call it 'Tourist Season' if you can't shoot the B******S?"

    #3: "Welcome to New Hampshire. Now go home!!"

    Have all, particularly enjoy wearing the latter two in summer months when the @#$%^&*() tourists infest the area.
  • wundudneewundudnee Member Posts: 6,108 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    My favorite shirt is a 1999 Sturgis shirt that says in big block letters across it DOE'S NOT PLAY WELL WITH OTHERS

    Had another that said Stamp out and eliminate superfluous redundancies

    ....................
    AD ASTRA PER ASPERA

    To the stars through difficulties
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  • AlpineAlpine Member Posts: 15,092 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    One of my favorites:

    I am a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up.

    And another:

    Never underestimate the stupidity of people in large groups.

    "If you ain't got pictures, I wasn't there."
    ?The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money.?
    Margaret Thatcher

    "There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics."
    Mark Twain
  • woodsrunnerwoodsrunner Member Posts: 5,378 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    Seeing that the music of my youth is now the retro in thing.
    I want one that says

    "Disco Still Sucks"

    Woods

    How big a boy are ya?
  • Harleeman1030Harleeman1030 Member Posts: 1,505 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    When we bought my wife's harley we had these made up..

    (on the backs)
    Mine say's

    If you can read this i bought the bi**h her own harley

    Hers.

    If you can read this i made the a**hole buy me a harley

    I also have one the reads.

    Hardcore biker.

    Has 26 black t-shrits
    Has used a do rag for a head cover and a gas cap
    Has had tools and parts in the dishwasher

    Yuppie biker

    Leather still has shelf creases
    Tatto's wash off
    Trailer has more miles then the BIKE
    And a coupler of other things i can't remember but i like it lol


    Harleeman1030@aol.com

    Edited by - Harleeman1030 on 06/27/2002 02:07:52
  • Ronald J. SnowRonald J. Snow Member Posts: 1,346 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    One of my customers gave me a shirt the other day, it reads:

    I CAN ONLY PLEASE ONE PERSON A DAY.
    TODAY ISN'T YOUR DAY, TOMORROW
    DOESN'T LOOK GOOD EITHER!
  • TeamblueTeamblue Member Posts: 782 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    My favorite has a picture of an FN P90 on the back and says: "FN P90...When Negotiations Fail"

    Justice through Valor 1*
  • BullzeyeBullzeye Member Posts: 3,560
    edited November -1
    Amen to that, teamblue.
  • mudgemudge Member Posts: 4,225 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    Mrs. Mudge has a shirt that has a picture of a lady on a H-D and the words:

    Yes, it's mine.
    Yes, my feet touch.
    No, I can't pick it up.

    I've got one that says:
    IF YOU SEE MY BIKE ON A TRAILER, CALL 911. IT'S STOLEN!
    Mudge the HOG driver

    I can't come to work today. The voices said, STAY HOME AND CLEAN THE GUNS!

    Edited by - mudge on 06/28/2002 12:42:30
  • concealedG36concealedG36 Member Posts: 3,566 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    I've got a bright orange T-shirt that says

    FUGITIVE

    you never saw me

    Gun Control Disarms Victims, NOT Criminals

    Edited by - concealedG36 on 06/28/2002 14:27:55
  • dads-freehold@voidgate.orgdads-freehold@voidgate.org Member Posts: 1 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    greeting
    enjoyed the sayings dads-freehold

    rodnry colson
  • UNIVERSITY50UNIVERSITY50 Member Posts: 1,705 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    we had these made 3 years ago during contact neg.
    MY TAKE HOME PAY WON'T TAKE ME HOME.
    time to bring them out again, they are stuck a 0%,0%, and 2%.

    Edited by - UNIVERSITY50 on 06/28/2002 22:22:24
  • gars320gars320 Member Posts: 471 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    #1. Calvin & Hobbes characters.
    "EVERY SINGLE DAY OF MY LIFE
    I'M FORCED TO ADD ANOTHER NAME TO
    THE LIST OF PEOPLE
    WHO PI$$ ME OFF"

    #2 "I'M NOT OPINIONATED
    I'M JUST ALWAYS RIGHT"

    #3 "I CAN FIX ANYTHING
    WHERE'S THE DUCT TAPE?"


    Nil Illegitimus Carborundum
  • Gordian BladeGordian Blade Member Posts: 1,202 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    There are many German visitors to southwest Florida. I saw a T-shirt on one in a mall in Naples that had a map of Florida artistically rendered to look something like a gun with the panhandle being the barrel and the rest being the grip. The caption said, "Ich habe Florida ?berlebt." (I survived Florida.) It was funny and sad to see at the same time.
  • HappyNanoqHappyNanoq Member Posts: 12,023
    edited November -1
    Hello Alpine. =o)

    I remember that shirt you mentioned.


    It is great =o)

    Regards
    Peter E J.
    PolarBear.
    Greenland.

    I love my silenced .22 Anshutz rifle =o) And soon to be Steyr Scout with 10-round ext-set. ;o_
  • UnbatolocoUnbatoloco Member Posts: 110 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    On the rear window of a car ; IF YOU CAN READ THIS , WHERE THE F*** IS MY TRAILER ?
    On T-Shirt worn by huge actor in Happy Gilmour (I think) ;GUNS DONT KILL PEOPLE - I KILL PEOPLE !


    24 HOURS IN A DAY ,24 CANS OF BEER IN A CASE !!COINCIDENCE??
  • LowriderLowrider Member Posts: 6,587
    edited November -1
    Jeez, I guess mine was too politically incorrect. Too bad the thought police took offense and erased it.

    Lord Lowrider the LoquaciousMember:Secret Select Society of Suave Stylish Smoking Jackets She was only a fisherman's daughter,But when she saw my rod she reeled.
  • k.stanonikk.stanonik Member Posts: 2,109 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    The person wearing this shirt is a fire fighter, lay flat on you back and do what he says
  • idsman75idsman75 Member Posts: 13,398 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I have one that I don't wear in public:

    Free men own guns. Slaves don't.

    13fister owns my favorite:

    Sometimes it isn't worth chewing through the leather straps in the morning.
  • azzeaterazzeater Member Posts: 187 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I like the one that says "I'm not as think as you stoned i am."


    hey all!
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