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22WRF
Member Posts: 3,385
I don't suffer from insanity; I'm enjoying every minute of it.
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
Don't take life too seriously; you won't get out alive.
You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
I'm not a complete idiot; some parts are missing.
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
God must love stupid people; He made so many of them.
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
It IS as BAD as you think and they ARE out to get you.
I took an IQ test and the results came back negative.
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
Ever stop to think and forget to start again?
"That's It! I'm Calling Nana!" (seen on a four year old)
"Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew Up"
"Procrastinate Now"
"Rehab Is for Quitters"
"My Dog Can Lick Anyone"
"I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts - Do You Want Fries With That?"
"Party - My Crib - Two A.M." (On a baby-size shirt)
"FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION. It comes bundled with the software."
"I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN AND I'VE GOT A GUN"
"DISCOURAGE INBREEDING - Ban Country Music"
"They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken"
"Time is fun when you're having flies"...Kermit the Frog
"HAM AND EGGS - A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment
for a pig."
"WELCOME TO KENTUCKY - Set your watch back 20 years."
"My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought
he was God and I didn't!"
"The trouble with life is there's no background music."
"The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson."
"NyQuil - The stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine."
I Refuse to be a VictimGrumpy old man
Why work? The goverment takes your money and gives it to people who don't!!!
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
Don't take life too seriously; you won't get out alive.
You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
I'm not a complete idiot; some parts are missing.
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
God must love stupid people; He made so many of them.
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
It IS as BAD as you think and they ARE out to get you.
I took an IQ test and the results came back negative.
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
Ever stop to think and forget to start again?
"That's It! I'm Calling Nana!" (seen on a four year old)
"Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew Up"
"Procrastinate Now"
"Rehab Is for Quitters"
"My Dog Can Lick Anyone"
"I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts - Do You Want Fries With That?"
"Party - My Crib - Two A.M." (On a baby-size shirt)
"FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION. It comes bundled with the software."
"I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN AND I'VE GOT A GUN"
"DISCOURAGE INBREEDING - Ban Country Music"
"They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken"
"Time is fun when you're having flies"...Kermit the Frog
"HAM AND EGGS - A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment
for a pig."
"WELCOME TO KENTUCKY - Set your watch back 20 years."
"My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought
he was God and I didn't!"
"The trouble with life is there's no background music."
"The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson."
"NyQuil - The stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine."
I Refuse to be a VictimGrumpy old man
Why work? The goverment takes your money and gives it to people who don't!!!
Comments
Don't let your mind wander, it is too small to go out by itself
Guns only have two enemies: Rust and Liberals....
Merc
NO! You may not have my guns! Now go crawl back into your hole!
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"Tolerating things you may not necessarily like is part of being free" - Larry Flynt
*-- babe in total control of herself
Men should be more like Toilet Tissue
Soft, Strong and Disposable
And the third.. in minicule printin right in the middle of the shirt..
Nosy little f*****..arent you?
And yes.. I wear them.. *LOL..
One woman's opinion
"IT'S NOT A BEER BELLY, IT'S A ROOF FOR HIS TOOL SHED"
I guess they are trying to tell me something.
"Bang head against keyboard to continue."
#2: "Why do they call it 'Tourist Season' if you can't shoot the B******S?"
#3: "Welcome to New Hampshire. Now go home!!"
Have all, particularly enjoy wearing the latter two in summer months when the @#$%^&*() tourists infest the area.
Had another that said Stamp out and eliminate superfluous redundancies
....................
AD ASTRA PER ASPERA
To the stars through difficulties
I am a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up.
And another:
Never underestimate the stupidity of people in large groups.
"If you ain't got pictures, I wasn't there."
Margaret Thatcher
"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics."
Mark Twain
I want one that says
"Disco Still Sucks"
Woods
How big a boy are ya?
(on the backs)
Mine say's
If you can read this i bought the bi**h her own harley
Hers.
If you can read this i made the a**hole buy me a harley
I also have one the reads.
Hardcore biker.
Has 26 black t-shrits
Has used a do rag for a head cover and a gas cap
Has had tools and parts in the dishwasher
Yuppie biker
Leather still has shelf creases
Tatto's wash off
Trailer has more miles then the BIKE
And a coupler of other things i can't remember but i like it lol
Harleeman1030@aol.com
Edited by - Harleeman1030 on 06/27/2002 02:07:52
I CAN ONLY PLEASE ONE PERSON A DAY.
TODAY ISN'T YOUR DAY, TOMORROW
DOESN'T LOOK GOOD EITHER!
Justice through Valor 1*
Yes, it's mine.
Yes, my feet touch.
No, I can't pick it up.
I've got one that says:
IF YOU SEE MY BIKE ON A TRAILER, CALL 911. IT'S STOLEN!
Mudge the HOG driver
I can't come to work today. The voices said, STAY HOME AND CLEAN THE GUNS!
Edited by - mudge on 06/28/2002 12:42:30
FUGITIVE
you never saw me
Gun Control Disarms Victims, NOT Criminals
Edited by - concealedG36 on 06/28/2002 14:27:55
enjoyed the sayings dads-freehold
rodnry colson
MY TAKE HOME PAY WON'T TAKE ME HOME.
time to bring them out again, they are stuck a 0%,0%, and 2%.
Edited by - UNIVERSITY50 on 06/28/2002 22:22:24
"EVERY SINGLE DAY OF MY LIFE
I'M FORCED TO ADD ANOTHER NAME TO
THE LIST OF PEOPLE
WHO PI$$ ME OFF"
#2 "I'M NOT OPINIONATED
I'M JUST ALWAYS RIGHT"
#3 "I CAN FIX ANYTHING
WHERE'S THE DUCT TAPE?"
Nil Illegitimus Carborundum
I remember that shirt you mentioned.
It is great =o)
Regards
Peter E J.
PolarBear.
Greenland.
I love my silenced .22 Anshutz rifle =o) And soon to be Steyr Scout with 10-round ext-set. ;o_
On T-Shirt worn by huge actor in Happy Gilmour (I think) ;GUNS DONT KILL PEOPLE - I KILL PEOPLE !
24 HOURS IN A DAY ,24 CANS OF BEER IN A CASE !!COINCIDENCE??
Lord Lowrider the LoquaciousMember:Secret Select Society of Suave Stylish Smoking Jackets She was only a fisherman's daughter,But when she saw my rod she reeled.
Free men own guns. Slaves don't.
13fister owns my favorite:
Sometimes it isn't worth chewing through the leather straps in the morning.
hey all!