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" THE NEW MECHANIC "
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After 40 years as a gynaecologist, John decided he had enough money to retire and take up his real love, auto mechanics. He left his practice, enrolled in auto mechanics school, and studied hard. The day of the final exam came and John worried if he would be able to complete the test with the same proficiency as his younger classmates. Most of the students completed their exam in two hours. John, on the other hand, took the entire four hours allotted.
The following day, John was delighted and surprised to see a score of 150% for his exam. John spoke to his professor after class. "I never dreamed I could do this well on the exam. How did I earn a score of 150%?" The professor replied, "I gave you 50% for perfectly disassembling the car engine. I awarded another 50% for perfectly reassembling the engine. I gave you an additional 50% for having done all of it through the muffler."
The following day, John was delighted and surprised to see a score of 150% for his exam. John spoke to his professor after class. "I never dreamed I could do this well on the exam. How did I earn a score of 150%?" The professor replied, "I gave you 50% for perfectly disassembling the car engine. I awarded another 50% for perfectly reassembling the engine. I gave you an additional 50% for having done all of it through the muffler."
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If I knew then, what I know now.
That one made me think about another gynaecologist joke..
An elder gynaecologist lost his job at the hospital, and went to the unemployment office.
Being a great summer, most people had one or another kind of job - so all that was left was a job as a painter. Painting walls, ceilings and such.
The boss of the company was quite sceptical, but at the end of the day he phoned the unemployment office and told him - "If you ever get any persons in like this one - you better send them to me.!!"
The unemployment office clerk asked..."Why?? what's so special about him??"
"Well!" said the boss, "I sent him to a house, but the owners had forgot to leave the keys at the neighbours!"
The unemployment clerk was still baffled...
"Well..!" said the boss, "Then he just painted the entire kitchen through the doggie-door!!"
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Those guns are YUMMMYYYY !