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the sobriety test
bama55
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An? Alexander County Deputy pulled a car over on I-57 about
2 miles north of the Missouri state line. When the Deputy
asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver answered
that he was a magician and a juggler and he was on his
way to Branson to do a show that night and didn't want to
be late. The deputy told the driver he was fascinated by
juggling, and if the driver would do a little juggling
for him that he wouldn't give him a ticket.
The driver told the deputy that he had sent all of his
equipment on ahead and didn't have anything to juggle.
The deputy told him that he had some flares in the trunk
of his squad car and asked if he could
juggle them. The juggler stated that he could,
so the deputy got three flares, lit them and handed
them to the juggler.
While the man was doing his juggling act, a car pulled
in behind the squad car, a drunk got out and watched the
performance briefly, he then went over to the squad car,
opened the rear door and got in. The deputy
observed him doing this and went over to his squad car, opened
the door and asked the drunk what he thought he was doing.
The drunk replied, "Might as well take my * on to jail,
there's no way in * I can pass that test."
Don't send flowers when I die. Send money now, I can buy more ammo.
2 miles north of the Missouri state line. When the Deputy
asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver answered
that he was a magician and a juggler and he was on his
way to Branson to do a show that night and didn't want to
be late. The deputy told the driver he was fascinated by
juggling, and if the driver would do a little juggling
for him that he wouldn't give him a ticket.
The driver told the deputy that he had sent all of his
equipment on ahead and didn't have anything to juggle.
The deputy told him that he had some flares in the trunk
of his squad car and asked if he could
juggle them. The juggler stated that he could,
so the deputy got three flares, lit them and handed
them to the juggler.
While the man was doing his juggling act, a car pulled
in behind the squad car, a drunk got out and watched the
performance briefly, he then went over to the squad car,
opened the rear door and got in. The deputy
observed him doing this and went over to his squad car, opened
the door and asked the drunk what he thought he was doing.
The drunk replied, "Might as well take my * on to jail,
there's no way in * I can pass that test."
Don't send flowers when I die. Send money now, I can buy more ammo.