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mond

This guy owns a horse stud farm.

One day a friend phones him up and says, 'there's this dwarf with a speech impediment I know who wants to buy a horse, so I've sent him round to see you.'
Sure enough the dwarf turns up. The owner asks him, 'do you want a male horse or a female horse?' 'A female horth', the dwarf replies. So the owner shows him a mare.

'Nith horth', says the dwarf, 'can I thee her eyth?'

So the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horses eyes.

'Nith eyth', says the dwarf, 'can I thee her teeth?'

Again the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horses teeth.

'Nith teeth, can I see her eerth?' the dwarf says.

By now the owner is getting a little fed up but again the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horses ears. 'Nith eerth' he says 'now, can I see her twot?'

With this the owner picks up the dwarf and shoves his head deep inside the horse's rear end, he holds him there for a second before pulling him out and putting him down.

The dwarf shakes his head and says, 'maybe I should wefwaze that. Can I see her wun awound!' [:D][^]

Queen of Swords

LOL...[:D]

Horse Plains Drifter

[:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]

dan kelly

[:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]

bama55

Oldie, but goodie. I still laugh at it.