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Don't Argue With Children

nunnnunn Forums Admins, Member, Moderator Posts: 36,085 ******
edited September 2002 in General Discussion
Don't Argue With Children
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A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah."

The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"

The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."



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  • nunnnunn Forums Admins, Member, Moderator Posts: 36,085 ******
    edited November -1
    A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher
    said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

    Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".

    The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"

    The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."


    ..................................

    A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while
    they drew. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's art work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.

    The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."

    The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like.

    Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the little girl replied, "They will in a minute."


    ...................................


    A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her
    five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to "Honor
    thy Father and thy mother," she asked, "Is there a commandment that
    teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"

    Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."


    ...................................


    An honest seven-year-old admitted calmly to her parents that Billy had kissed her after class. "How did that happen?" gasped her mother.

    "It wasn't easy," admitted the young lady, "but three girls helped me catch him."

    ....................................


    One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the
    dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.

    She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of
    your hairs white, Mom?"

    Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."

    The little girl thought about this revelation for while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"
    .....................................


    A three-year-old went with his dad to see a litter of kittens. On
    returning home, he breathlessly informed his mother that there were
    two boy kittens and two girl kittens.

    "How did you know?" his mother asked.

    "Daddy picked them up and looked underneath," he replied. "I think
    it's printed on the bottom."
    ......................................


    The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to
    persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think
    how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say,
    'There's Jennifer; she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, he's a
    doctor."

    A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the
    teacher. She's dead."

    ......................................


    A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face."

    "Yes", the class said.

    "Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position, the blood doesn't run into my feet?"

    A little fellow shouted, "Cause yer feet ain't empty."

    SIG pistol armorer/FFL Dealer/Full time Peace Officer, Moderator of General Discussion Board on Gunbroker. Visit www.gunbroker.com, the best gun auction site on the Net! Email davidnunn@texoma.net
  • jltrentjltrent Member Posts: 9,344 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Good ones. I bet these really happened.
  • IconoclastIconoclast Member Posts: 10,515 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    David, you have a talent for finding some great ones! Thanks.
  • BlueTicBlueTic Member Posts: 4,072
    edited November -1
    FUUUUUNNNNNNY !!!!

    IF YOU DON'T LIKE MY RIGHTS - GET OUT OF MY COUNTRY (this includes politicians)
  • ATFATF Member Posts: 11,683 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Thanks Nunn,will use them all.GREAT !!!



    ATF
  • lurkerlurker Member Posts: 414 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Those are some funnies --- and I'd also bet they were true!
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