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MALE OR FEMALE?
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Are computers Male or Female? Decide for yourself
Reasons to believe computers are Female
1. No one but the Creator understands their internal logic.
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
3. The message "Bad command or file name" is about asinformative as, "If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you".
4. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval
5. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourselfspending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
Reasons to believe computers are Male:
1. They have a lot of data, but are still clueless.
2. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they are the problem.
3. As soon as you commit to one you realize that, if you hadwaited a little longer, you could have obtained a better model.
4. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
5. Big power surges knock them out for the rest of the night.
Myself?... ohhhhhhh they are soooo totally male.....
Lil' Stinker's Opinion
Reasons to believe computers are Female
1. No one but the Creator understands their internal logic.
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
3. The message "Bad command or file name" is about asinformative as, "If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you".
4. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval
5. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourselfspending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
Reasons to believe computers are Male:
1. They have a lot of data, but are still clueless.
2. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they are the problem.
3. As soon as you commit to one you realize that, if you hadwaited a little longer, you could have obtained a better model.
4. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
5. Big power surges knock them out for the rest of the night.
Myself?... ohhhhhhh they are soooo totally male.....
Lil' Stinker's Opinion
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IF A GOVERMENT'S OPPRESSIVE, THEN REPRESS IT!!
Gotta be female.
Often the mind believes it is thinking, when it is only passing from one metaphor to the next.
The gene pool needs chlorine.
Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface.
That's not gonna make sense unless your a computer nerd, sheesh I'm pathetic...
The itsy, bitsy spider crawled up the water...
BLAM BLAM BLAM!
Edited by - thesupermonkey on 10/01/2002 11:19:48
HEHEHE !
JD
1 megagogol contingent of pungent flys cant be wrong ,eat dung!!!
if your going to be a savage, be a headhunter