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SPAGHETTI--------
Brth729
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Some of this mornings posts made me think of this.
A wealthy man had been secretly dating an Itallian woman without his wife knowing. After their seventh or eigth tryst, the woman told the man she was pregnant. The man couldn't believe it. After talking for a while the man was convinced. He talked the woman into going back to Italy, with the promise that he would pay for all she needed to live. He told her that when the child was born to send him a postcard with the word "spaghetti" on it, and he would make arrangements for support to be paid until the child was 18. Months had gone by and the man all but forgot his mistress.
When he arrived home after work one evening, his wife met as he was coming in. "Honey. You got an odd postcard today." Handing it to him, he took it and read. As soon as he read it he turned white as a sheet and fainted straight away. On it was printed this:
" Spaghetti, spaghetti, spaghetti. Two with meatballs, and one without."
***I'm in the hi-fidelity first class travelling section I think I need a Leer jet***
A wealthy man had been secretly dating an Itallian woman without his wife knowing. After their seventh or eigth tryst, the woman told the man she was pregnant. The man couldn't believe it. After talking for a while the man was convinced. He talked the woman into going back to Italy, with the promise that he would pay for all she needed to live. He told her that when the child was born to send him a postcard with the word "spaghetti" on it, and he would make arrangements for support to be paid until the child was 18. Months had gone by and the man all but forgot his mistress.
When he arrived home after work one evening, his wife met as he was coming in. "Honey. You got an odd postcard today." Handing it to him, he took it and read. As soon as he read it he turned white as a sheet and fainted straight away. On it was printed this:
" Spaghetti, spaghetti, spaghetti. Two with meatballs, and one without."
***I'm in the hi-fidelity first class travelling section I think I need a Leer jet***
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